It'd have been faster, but the cashier just stared at me for, like, two whole minutes when I showed up. Ugh.

[His speech is just this side of unintelligibly fast. He opens up the bag.]

Didn't know what kind of ginger you wanted, so I got ginger cookies, ginger ale, ginger candy, candied ginger, and, uh, ginger ginger. And crackers. What's up? Not feeling well? You seem kinda stressed out.

[Normal people would have to, y'know, breathe while they were talking.]