[Clearly you've never heard of Tactical Flailing. It's a legitimate strategy!]

'Shouldn't' be burning. You really know how to give a pep talk, pal.

[Still, dying while leading a host of slavering dinosaurs away from civs is better than dying squatting behind a wall. ]

[You know what? Sometimes being a grunt sucks.]

[Scratch that: ALL the time.]

River it is. [He curses, checks the magazine of his gun, and then darts out in front of dinotraffic.]

Your grandkids are used by my people as nuggets, asswipes!!

[And he's off. Seriously. Who wouldn't chase after that?]