[Thero's amused, so he'll stay tuned in.]

It doesn't have to be permanent. I know of an apprentice who did it to himself repeatedly. ...He wasn't very good at magic.

[No one who was really in trouble would stop to argue like this, would they? So he'll go ahead and not wipe himself out with a transport spell just yet.]

The brick thing, I mean. I'm not sure the tooth thing is possible, but I thought it was clever.