[Video]

[cantcatchme]

[Pietro's wearing a new grey, blue, and white uniform and trying to look authoritative and/or menacing.]

Just so we're all on the same page here...

From now on, anyone who messes with Toad or Hope is also messing with me. And I don't plan on letting anyone off lightly.

The annoying blue muppet's on his own, though. If he's even figured out how to work these things yet.

[Locked to Toad and Hope]

You two, get over here. We need to talk.

[He moves the camera to show that he's in a small, empty building, then shows them the view from the window. It's not far from the Flop.]

Comments

Re: [Audio]

[cantcatchme]

Do I need to remind you about dress-up? Because... heh, I can certainly beat you in a fair fight, so don't throw stones 'Wild Blue Yonder Boy.'

[Yes, he'd overheard Tabitha's nickname for Kurt at some point. And he hadn't even had to spy - it wasn't like the walls of the boarding house were that thin]

[Audio]

[thefuzzyguy]

[Chicks dig the fuzzy dude.]

I never fight fair.

And, by the way, you guys have been working with us for a while last I checked. Meaning I'm from your future. Meaning don't cross the Blue guy when he knows more than you do.

[PRIVATE]

[cantcatchme]

And yet you still can't beat me? Man, that's just sad.

Whoa now, even in the future, no way are we gonna team up with you jerks. So don't even try to fuck with me about that. I'm smarter than Toad, y'know.

[PRIVATE]

[thefuzzyguy]

[Vaguely fond of Toad as he is, that provokes a bit of an eye-roll.]

Ja, well, the future gets interesting. But sure, don't believe me. No info for you, then.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[cantcatchme]

Yeah, well, I'm sure I'm missing out. Think I'll stick with getting the facts from people who don't want to screw me over quite so much, thanks.

[Kurt's better than most, it's true, but he still doesn't trust the guy not to try to pull one over on him.]

[PRIVATE]

[thefuzzyguy]

You sure? Because there's good stuff in there. Mystique got turned to stone for a while, and she, Storm, the professor, and Magneto were brainwashed and attacked the rest of us, and, oh, there was one time Wanda threw me out a window...

[Being flippant, as always, is a great coping mechanism.]

Re: [PRIVATE]

[cantcatchme]

Yeah, see? That's why I'm not in a hurry to believe you, blue boy.

'Cept for that Wanda thing. Is there anyone she hasn't thrown out a window?

[PRIVATE]

[thefuzzyguy]

[Oh, like it's weirder than every other thing that's happened to them all. He gives up.]

Ja, I kind of asked for that one. She and Rogue have just about got me convinced not to port right in front of people anymore.

[But it's such a great way to get their attention...]

Re: [PRIVATE]

[cantcatchme]

Yeeeeah. You'd think you'd have figured that one out a little sooner.

[Really, that seemed kind of obvious to him. He rolls his eyes.]

[PRIVATE]

[thefuzzyguy]

I at least figured out not to do it in windows.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[cantcatchme]

Go you. Maybe you can be taught. Maybe.

[PRIVATE]

[thefuzzyguy]

...Verpiss dich.

[Done talking now.]