Cards? Really? Oh, um, everyone who wakes up in a pod gets some kind of phone or communicator. Mine's definitely not a card, though. I'd show you, but, um...

[In addition to logical contradictions, he's holding it with his tail while he works on the stew for dinner.]

Right. The network's open to everyone. So that's pretty weird now that I think about it, and we haven't even gotten to the crazy stuff yet.