[The large, feathered creature that appears on the device appears to be in some sort of workroom - there are metal parts scattered across the parts of the bench that are visible, and some sort of plans hanging up on the wall behind it. Its muzzle has a conspicuous grease smear.]

If only it were that easy, my friend. We've all been searching for answers and have precious little to show for it. I can promise you that none of your fellow abductees - myself included - mean you any harm. At least, none that I've met have been so inclined.

[Its voice is gravelly and dry, somewhere between a human's and a parrot's. At least it's polite?]