[Video, Thursday] This doesn't actually violate the bro code

[kettchmeifyoucan]

[The past week has been chaotic.

No, the past month has been chaotic.

Being realistic, the past year has been chaotic.

This leads Wes to one conclusion.]

Okay, that's it. I am officially opening the betting pool. How many days of honeymoon do you think Luke and Kaylee will actually manage before there's another crisis?

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[unofficial_ambassador]

Luke? That's the impression that I get from Kaylee.

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[outer_npcs]

What are the stakes?

[Apparently, she's serious about betting. Who knew?]

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Probably shouldn't complain overly much about his tendency toward daring heroics. But it does lead to certain patterns.

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[kettchmeifyoucan]

Wingman at home. Either has the best or worst luck in Starfighter Command, jury's still out. Gets along with the ground a little too well, but so far we always got him back.

Let's all try to avoid involuntary trips to the ship.

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[kettchmeifyoucan]

[The oracle seriously wants to enter the betting pool. This is not a good sign.]

Five credits is usual for this sort of thing.

[unofficial_ambassador]

Heroes do pose a unique set of challenges, yes.

[Every last one of them is exasperating.]

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[erranthero]

Well, I'd say your due, buddy.

[Kerra's smile is a little sharper than it should be.]

And I guess I should put up a filter, eh?

[Which she does.]

Apparently we've got a potential problem too.

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[kettchmeifyoucan]

Kriff.

[So not time for problems. He's suddenly very serious.]

What kind of problem?

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[erranthero]

Before this mess with the bone critters, Pietro, my girlfriend's brother? Was attacked by a Sith. A Darth named Maul.

Ring any bells?

[kettchmeifyoucan]

He's saved a lot of lives.

Which doesn't mean I'm not tempted to lock him in a closet for the next couple days.

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[kettchmeifyoucan]

Frack.

Not our time period. Only Sith we've had is Darth Vader.

[He grimaces]

He was enough.

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[erranthero]

From the description, he's a Zabrak. Facial tattoos as well. Someone to be on the lookout for.

[She scowls]

Thought I was done with those freaks when I woke up here.

[unofficial_ambassador]

Seems fair. Once he's safely married, he's Kaylee's problem.

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Just need to get him there.

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[kettchmeifyoucan]

Well... at least he stands out?

[Positive thinking!]

Life's simpler without Sith.

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[erranthero]

Yeah, but if he came from the ship, we're sort of stuck with him.

[unofficial_ambassador]

I can't believe that I ever thought that weddings were easy.

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[girlworthfighting]

I realize you probably mean it as a joke, and possibly you know them both a little better than I do. But I have to say this seems...tasteless at best.

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[kettchmeifyoucan]

Old squadron tradition. Can't control it, might as well take bets.

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[kettchmeifyoucan]

Just once I'd like a problem I can shoot.

[kettchmeifyoucan]

This one's definitely redefining easy as "taking out a Death Star".

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[girlworthfighting]

And what exactly are you constituting as a 'crisis' here, anyway?

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[erranthero]

We'll deal with it if it becomes a problem. I may even let you set the charges.

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[kettchmeifyoucan]

Always game for exploding something.

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[kettchmeifyoucan]

Mortal peril that isn't fog related.

Unless the fogs do something different than usual.