Video, Wednesday: On Doodad Caretaking

[theverymodel]

Some measure of calm restored. Time to discuss matter of recent excursion.

[He does have priorities, after all. THere had been a lot of injuries to treat and the residents of Poseidon had generally been preoccupied. None of it is over, but it's at least a bit quieter right now.

Quiet enough to bring the topic up.]

Many from ship and otherwise possess unusual technology. Precautions should be taken in case of disappearance. Don't want more mystery devices falling into unwitting hands.

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[nodavinci]

Have people been leaving weapons of mass destruction out where the other children can play with them again?

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[theverymodel]

Genetic modification devices.

[Why does this always happen?]

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[nodavinci]

[What.]

Because that's never a bad idea.

Did anyone explode?

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[theverymodel]

Some [sniff] combustion.

[He shakes his head]

Unpleasant business. Hence announcement.

[nodavinci]

Awesome.

[Spoilers: that means the exact opposite of awesome.]

Did you find whoever was doing it? Or whatever was.

[He's assuming there was actually a person employing the device, but who the hell knows? Maybe it was just throwing off radiation.]

[theverymodel]

Could not locate device. Locals [sniff] uncooperative.

[He gestures at his face]

Poorly equipped for covert investigations.

[nodavinci]

...That's going to be a problem.

[Where's Widow when you need her?]

[theverymodel]

Should assemble less conspicuous team for retrieval. Humans able to appear local.

[nodavinci]

Good luck with that.

[Is he dubious about the ability of most of the people from the ship to actually manage to keep up a pretense of being local?

That would be a yes.]

[theverymodel]

Lack confidence in general stealth capabilities.

[Of course, his team had been about as terrible as possible for blending in.]

[nodavinci]

It doesn't exactly rank high on the list of common skillsets.

[theverymodel]

Was lacking in expedition. Have some intelligent training. Nothing to be done for salarian appearance.

[nodavinci]

Actually, there might be something we can do about that. Let me check on a few things.

[theverymodel]

[Now that's not what he expected to hear]

Intriguing.

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[girlworthfighting]

What do you mean by "more"?

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[theverymodel]

Last month's strange occurences in Ceres. Unattended genetic modification device.

[video]

[girlworthfighting]

I didn't hear anything about this.

Can you tell me more?

[video]

[theverymodel]

Were rumours about strange phenomena in south. Growing tails. Catching fire. Extremely varied. Far beyond natural mutation rates. Took team to investigate.

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[girlworthfighting]

...And what did you find? If anything.