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Captain Jane T. Kirk ([personal profile] punch_it) wrote in [community profile] outer_divide2014-08-30 06:21 pm

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[Jane is...somewhere. Somewhere outside. Somewhere outside and less than appropriately attired.

Is that his shirt? Who knows!

She's lost a shoe.

It's HILARIOUS.]


you totally missed it.

bones.

booooooones.

[jane stumbles and cackles.]

she'd be pissed, you know? course you know. she'd be SO MAD. Man, her accent would be GLORIOUS.

it gets all thick and gooey and ranty.

[she pauses and hiccups.]

i think you're lost.
damn_it_jim: (jim i don't even want to know)

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[personal profile] damn_it_jim 2014-08-30 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bones isn't so much troubled by curfew, as there are good reasons to let doctors come and go as they deem needed. Naturally this means that Jane's drunk-dialling him on the one night he's got off for the week, just about ready to fall into bed after having a pleasant late dinner with one of the local nurses and her family.

Thus: Bones, in pyjama pants and a resigned glower.]


That's apparently my name now, don't wear it out. Where the hell are you?
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[personal profile] damn_it_jim 2014-08-31 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Well, you're going to be inside in short order, if you don't get out of the street. As in 'inside the local jail, sobering up'.

[He can't help but be at least snarkily amused by how cheerful she is about it all. Apparently ebullient obnoxiousness in the face of all sense is a Kirk trait shared between realities. Still... he should probably try and get her home, before she picks a fight with a stray dinosaur. Or a stray lamp post.]

Where's the last place you can remember being?
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[personal profile] damn_it_jim 2014-08-31 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, 'cause it's not like there are a few thousand people living in this town or anything. Liz. Very helpful.

[He's not going to ask why Jane didn't just stay the night, if Liz's fine ass had been similarly inclined toward hers. It's a Kirk, after all, and if this one doesn't leave assignations by sneaking out their bathroom window if she has to, he'll be surprised. Sighing and idly scratching his chest, he tries again, slowing his words in the hopes that she can parse them. Or, possibly, just to be an ass.]

Miller Lane. Are you in the port or up at Southern City? Which is actually to the north, because Poseidon's apparently insane.
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[personal profile] damn_it_jim 2014-09-01 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Considering I don't even want to know what state your Liz with the impressive posterior's in if you're this snookered, I think I'll pass.

[The helpful information about water earns another longsuffering sigh.]

Water only narrows down that you haven't managed to drunk walk clear out to the ship.
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[personal profile] damn_it_jim 2014-09-07 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but only because even you would sober up by the time you got out there.

[The focus of the camera shifts and whirls, perhaps not too easy on drunk!vision, as Bones sets it down to grab wearily for a shirt that he was sure he'd finally be able to leave off for the night.]

Do me a favour, though. Walk to the next cross-street and tell me what the sign says. I'll come get you.
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[personal profile] damn_it_jim 2014-09-10 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
In your current state? It wouldn't be swooning anyway, it would be alcohol poisoning and then you'd throw up on my shoes.

[Bones does in fact own a horse that he's not entirely sure what to do with. It lives on a farm outside town where teenaged girls can fuss over it. He pauses for a moment, mapping the obnoxiously given address against his mental image of Poseidon and then nods slightly.]

Right. I know where that is, hang out and try not to get into a fistfight with any lampposts until I get there. Or make out with them.
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[personal profile] damn_it_jim 2014-09-13 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if the lamp post consents, Jane, only if it consents.

[And with a sigh and that sentence, Bones seems resigned to the fact that this is his life now. He does unbend enough to offer her half of a smile as he buttons his shirt -- no bare chested glen-riding tonight, it seems.]

And of course I'm coming to get you. Where there's a Kirk, there has to be a McCoy to fish their ass out of trouble. Law of the multiverse, woman, try to keep up.
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[personal profile] damn_it_jim 2014-09-13 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and your Bones has one up on me in the X chromosome category, but that doesn't mean she wouldn't want you to be alone just because she can't be here with you.

[The snarky edge erodes into something a bit more bleakly compassionate as he looks at her slump, reading the fixed expression nearly as well on this female morph of a Kirk as he would on his own version.]

I'd say it gets better, but it's too damned late to lie. It doesn't. You just learn to deal with it and to keep busy enough that you've got other things to take up your brain space with.
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[personal profile] damn_it_jim 2014-09-13 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, a hell of a lot of things, starting with puzzling out the biological basis for mind control and expanding out to curing a world-killing plague from there... and if you need something to keep busy, we can talk when you're more likely to remember it.

[His feed jolts and bounces now, as he grabs a jacket and a few other things and makes his way out into the crisp air of a summer night that's edging on towards fall.]

Don't be an idiot, Jane, of course I like you for you. It might be for some of the same reasons I put up with Jim, but trust me, Jim with tits wouldn't be you, he'd be locked in a bathroom with a mirror making disturbing giggling sounds.
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[personal profile] damn_it_jim 2014-09-13 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[And that's exactly the reaction Bones was hoping for. He lifts the video to smirk cheerfully at her.]

If he does, I do not want to know. If Uhura ever wakes up here from a reality like mine, you could ask her -- he had a thing with her roommate back at the Academy.

Now, you go cuddle with your new friend the lamp post and I'll be with you in about ten minutes. Try not to get picked up by a patrol, I'd like to get some sleep tonight.