[And that's exactly the reaction Bones was hoping for. He lifts the video to smirk cheerfully at her.]

If he does, I do not want to know. If Uhura ever wakes up here from a reality like mine, you could ask her -- he had a thing with her roommate back at the Academy.

Now, you go cuddle with your new friend the lamp post and I'll be with you in about ten minutes. Try not to get picked up by a patrol, I'd like to get some sleep tonight.