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003 ⌥ VIDEO -- saturday night
[And here's Shepard, out in the fog but you can tell she's walking briskly (presumably back toward the Flop) by the slight rhythmic sway of the camera. But she has SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY, so listen up.]
If you hear this, you need to get inside and keep your door shut. There's something in this fog--the residents are all clearing the streets, and I think I saw a few putting on gas masks.
I repeat, if you hear this, you need to-... [A pause in which keeping a straight face seems difficult, and then she's busting up laughing.] You need to put on a skirt and stand on your head or something, because shit, I don't get why the hell you all listen to me, anyway. [By 'listen to' she means 'generally take orders from', and she distinctly remembers it making sense an hour ago, but now she's had an epiphany and it's fantastic.
Meanwhile, she tames the laughter down to an ecstatic grin, and in a tone thatprobably definitely makes you wonder what she's planning next and if you should duck and cover, she offers just two words:]
Shepard out.
[End transmission.]
If you hear this, you need to get inside and keep your door shut. There's something in this fog--the residents are all clearing the streets, and I think I saw a few putting on gas masks.
I repeat, if you hear this, you need to-... [A pause in which keeping a straight face seems difficult, and then she's busting up laughing.] You need to put on a skirt and stand on your head or something, because shit, I don't get why the hell you all listen to me, anyway. [By 'listen to' she means 'generally take orders from', and she distinctly remembers it making sense an hour ago, but now she's had an epiphany and it's fantastic.
Meanwhile, she tames the laughter down to an ecstatic grin, and in a tone that
Shepard out.
[End transmission.]
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mind control??? mind fuck??? what's going on
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said it's the fog, didn't i?
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did i? i'm sure i did
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don't do that, you asshole
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Oh, Commander Shepard...
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[This is not what he actually says. This sounds like bizarre chirps and whistles. He's trying to say something, but it's not this.]
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[Good luck, Shepard. Good luck.]
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Sound like you're havin' fun there, Shep.
[Have a chuckle, because Fox can sympathize with being stoned as hell. And of course finds that watching someone else be for a change? Very amusing.]
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I want what your're having!
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You're acting weeeeeeeeeird.
[Shepard's not the only one.]
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At Chell's accusation, Shepard laughs, shaking her head.]
It's the fog, I swear.
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[She leans back against a building, showing she's outdoors.]
I feel like dancing.
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so he's able to look concerned when Shepard goes a bit, well, off]
I think you ought to find shelter as well, Commander.
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Are you a real doctor?
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You're a real commander, yes?
Video -- welp, there she goes running her mouth and making everyone second-guess their loyalties
Video -- oh shepard no
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[why were we still saying video? lmao]
[...that is a good point, i have no idea]
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Hey.
Hey Shepard.
Get off the ground Shepard. Fucking primordial slug ooze is everywhere.
[Yes this is Stephen sitting on a rock, with his gun, looking like a cat who has been in the nip with his eyes so dilated. Probably not wise to sneak up on him. Seems he thinks the nearby vines are alive and dangerous. He's probably emptied at least on clip into them. But he snickers slightly under his breath.]
You should- You should see your face right now. I've never seen it do that.
[Yeah, he's lost it. He's on his back, back on the ground, cracking up.]
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At his warning of the sludge ooze, she's actually looking down, and is more confused by the fact that there isn't any than she would've been if there were.]
Shit's invisible. [But then he's falling off the rock (he was on a rock before, right? she can't remember), and he's cracking up, and while it's so hard not to just crack up too, she's socially obligated to chew him out for laughing at her. Or something.]
'Course you haven't, asshole. [But it's the kind of 'asshole' that's meant more in amusement than offense by far.] You don't know me, r'memeber? It was all some big crazy island dream back in the goddamn pod with shooting shit and-... and owls and shit.
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[Which would be a lot more convincing if he was not failing so much at pulling himself back up off the ground and batting at his arms occasionally.]
Bloody slugs are everywhere. Get to higher ground, Shepard! Better yet. Meet up. We can take them easier together.
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lamest forever late tag ever
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[She's just teasing. She heard about the fog, but she feels fine. At least right now she does.]
If it's the fog that's doing this? It's hitting people different ways, and some of us not at all.
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