femshep: (grin of possible apprehension)
Commander Shepard ([personal profile] femshep) wrote in [community profile] outer_divide2012-03-25 06:44 pm

003 ⌥ VIDEO -- saturday night

[And here's Shepard, out in the fog but you can tell she's walking briskly (presumably back toward the Flop) by the slight rhythmic sway of the camera. But she has SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY, so listen up.]

If you hear this, you need to get inside and keep your door shut. There's something in this fog--the residents are all clearing the streets, and I think I saw a few putting on gas masks.

I repeat, if you hear this, you need to-... [A pause in which keeping a straight face seems difficult, and then she's busting up laughing.] You need to put on a skirt and stand on your head or something, because shit, I don't get why the hell you all listen to me, anyway. [By 'listen to' she means 'generally take orders from', and she distinctly remembers it making sense an hour ago, but now she's had an epiphany and it's fantastic.

Meanwhile, she tames the laughter down to an ecstatic grin, and in a tone that probably definitely makes you wonder what she's planning next and if you should duck and cover, she offers just two words:]


Shepard out.

[End transmission.]
relativistic: (nobody's gonna catch you)

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[personal profile] relativistic 2012-03-26 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god are you possessed or some shit

mind control??? mind fuck??? what's going on
relativistic: (the big one who takes me)

[personal profile] relativistic 2012-03-30 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
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seesobserves: (it's christmas)

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[personal profile] seesobserves 2012-03-26 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Looks like somebody missed the initial message: this reply comes about an hour later. Sherlock sounds... giddy.]

Oh, Commander Shepard...
seesobserves: (my entirely not evil plan)

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[personal profile] seesobserves 2012-03-26 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Commander, Commander... how are you feeling?

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most_feared: please don't use, i paid for these (k - spectral analyzer)

[personal profile] most_feared 2012-03-26 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ma'am, are you alright?

[This is not what he actually says. This sounds like bizarre chirps and whistles. He's trying to say something, but it's not this.]
most_feared: please don't use, i paid for these (k - the hell is wrong with you?)

[personal profile] most_feared 2012-03-26 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Nein.

[Good luck, Shepard. Good luck.]

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fireofunknown: (i've been known to on occasion)

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[personal profile] fireofunknown 2012-03-26 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
...why can't the fog do this to me?

Sound like you're havin' fun there, Shep.
[Have a chuckle, because Fox can sympathize with being stoned as hell. And of course finds that watching someone else be for a change? Very amusing.]
fireofunknown: (thinly veiled)

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[personal profile] fireofunknown 2012-03-28 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Totally not mocking. Hand of god. All I've gotten is some frizzed out hair and a cold from this fan-fucking-tastic weather.

[He snorts.]

I want what your're having!

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waspromisedcake: (smile ☢ thinking with portals)

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[personal profile] waspromisedcake 2012-03-26 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Chell smiles lazily at the camera, head tilted to the side.]

You're acting weeeeeeeeeird.

[Shepard's not the only one.]
waspromisedcake: (ok ☢ killing you is hard)

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[personal profile] waspromisedcake 2012-03-26 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Fog schmog. You're just a silly dilly.

[She leans back against a building, showing she's outdoors.]

I feel like dancing.

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thecricketer: (Concern)

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[he's wandering about, naturally but he's not succumbed to the fog's effects - at least, not quite yet

so he's able to look concerned when Shepard goes a bit, well, off]


I think you ought to find shelter as well, Commander.
thecricketer: (Default)

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[with a crooked smile] That depends on your definition of real, honestly.

You're a real commander, yes?

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gavehislife: (hold on - important call)

[personal profile] gavehislife 2012-03-26 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey.

Hey.

Hey Shepard.

Get off the ground Shepard. Fucking primordial slug ooze is everywhere.

[Yes this is Stephen sitting on a rock, with his gun, looking like a cat who has been in the nip with his eyes so dilated. Probably not wise to sneak up on him. Seems he thinks the nearby vines are alive and dangerous. He's probably emptied at least on clip into them. But he snickers slightly under his breath.]

You should- You should see your face right now. I've never seen it do that.

[Yeah, he's lost it. He's on his back, back on the ground, cracking up.]
gavehislife: (What's going on over here?)

[personal profile] gavehislife 2012-03-30 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me who I don't know. Must've gone back in an anomaly and changed something like Cutter did. Everyone thought he was crazy too. But I'm not. I'm completely sane!

[Which would be a lot more convincing if he was not failing so much at pulling himself back up off the ground and batting at his arms occasionally.]

Bloody slugs are everywhere. Get to higher ground, Shepard! Better yet. Meet up. We can take them easier together.

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lamest forever late tag ever

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buckingauthority: (aditl01syliasyliasylia)

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[personal profile] buckingauthority 2012-03-27 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so did everyone take crazy happy pills or something when I wasn't looking? Contaminated the water supply?

[She's just teasing. She heard about the fog, but she feels fine. At least right now she does.]

If it's the fog that's doing this? It's hitting people different ways, and some of us not at all.