004 ⌥ AUDIO & TEXT

[femshep]

...If that fog ever comes back, just do me a favor and shoot me first.

[And that's all she has to say there.

But a few people will be receiving text portions locked individually to them, most of them reading the exact same:]


BCC: Telford, Kirk, Thrace, Hunt, Vegeta, Hart, Rhade
MESSAGE: If you've got time, I'd like to have a word with you in person.

TO: Claire
MESSAGE: Training sometime in the next 48 hours. When's good for you?

TO: Fox
MESSAGES: Still alive over there?

Comments

[video]

[femshep]

No. But I did put about 200 holes in the buildings surrounding a large rock.

And something about 'mobbins'.

[video] he is in unrelenting jerk mode. :(

[game_over_man]

Someone need a refresher about where the safety switch is?

[video] it's okay, she can keep up

[femshep]

You looking to find out?

[video]

[game_over_man]

[Snerk.] Babe, I've stood in front of fuckin' Vasquez.

[Who carries a gun nearly as big as she is.] You're questioning the wrong dude's testicular fortitude.

[His testicles are entirely....uhhhh, fortuitous?]

But I'm willing to give you a, you know, refresher course. [Wink wink nudge nudge.]

[video]

[femshep]

The last thing I took down was 82 feet tall and pissed. And that was an average Saturday.

Keep trying, though. It's nice, to know there're people out there more sex-deprived than my pilot.

[video]

[game_over_man]

[You are making it really hard for Hudson to operate his Innuendo Skills. Y u gotta b like that?]

Sounds like you need to get out more. Because that? That is not a good time.

[He clutches a hand to his chest. Do not make him clutch his invisible pearls. You wound him!]

Hey, what can I say? Uncle Sam issued me some bonus libido.

[video]

[femshep]

'Good time' is all just a matter of opinion, anyway. [Because honestly, Shepard's at her best when she's got something to shoot to protect the general public, and that was one such time.]

[video]

[game_over_man]

Gettin' all philosophical on me, babe?

[Funny thing: so's Hudson. Mostly because he shuts the hell up when he's shooting things.]

[video]

[femshep]

[If that's his definition of 'philosophical', she can make a rough estimate about his IQ here and now.] Apparently.

And for the record? Call me that in person and I'll shoot you a new hole to breathe from.

[video]

[game_over_man]

You're a sassy one, ain't ya?

[Go ahead, ban him from saying 'sassy'.]

[video]

[femshep]

Sure.