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[gavehislife]

Do yourself a favor.

Stay off the mountain if you do not know how to handle large predators.

I really do not feel like wasting my weapons on rescue missions when it is clear we'll be needing them for more important things. Doesn't mean I won't help you, but you can't expect someone to come bail you out every time you decide to go play hide and seek with nature's natural born predators.

[Private Text to Wesley]

I'm assuming you're still alive here somewhere. How good are you at bargaining with traders?

[Private Text to Shepard]


So let's talk.

Comments

HE HAS SOME TOO!

[game_over_man]

Scuse me, Sassypants?

I must have missed the Muffin of Stud here, you know, with all that work I was doing getting the computers online and shit.

[femshep]

[The eyebrow raise is evident in her voice.] 'Muffin of Stud'?

[game_over_man]

Everyone gets a nickname, Commander Hotness. Military camaraderie thing.

No exceptions.

[femshep]

....God, and I can't even hate you. It's like kicking a brain-damaged puppy.

[game_over_man]

Part of my charm. [He winks. His ego is made of solid teflon.]

[Just ask Sergeant Apone.]

[femshep]

Not exactly the words I'd use.

one day she is going to slap his face off.

[game_over_man]

Hey, you know, I could give you some vocabulary lessons, if you wanted. [WIIIIIIINK]

or shoot it off. what even is this

[femshep]

I'm not really a dog person.

Hudson's death wish?

[game_over_man]

Miaow.

[Double eyebrow raise.]

Come on. Why you standing up for Grizzly Adams here?

most definitely

[femshep]

He's one of mine.

And he's right.

[game_over_man]

Didn't say he was wrong.

Just didn't need to be an ass about it. Civs can't help that they're fuckin' clueless.

[femshep]

But if they flip us the bird and run off anyway, whose job is it to take off after them?

[game_over_man]

Depends on mission parameters. If they say 'save the civs' you run after their stupid asses.

[Or send Vasquez after them, really. ]

Hey, I don't make the rules, but I been in the Marines long enough to follow them.

[Believe that or not.]

[femshep]

There are no Marines, here. There are no missions, and there are no rules.

There's just survival, and those of us with firepower doing our best to keep the idiots out of the crossfire.

[game_over_man]

Wrong there, Ice Princess.

[DOUBLETHUMBPOINT.] Got a Marine right fuckin' here. You know how it goes. From the shores of Montezuma, and all that shit.

Yeah, you define 'survival' any way you want. Me, it means the largest number of us survive at the end. Easy point system.