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[wreakhavokupon]

What kind of ship is this supposed to be? This looks sci-fi even by Beast's standards. Someone going to clue me in on what's going on?

Seriously. I have things I need to be doing and I'm not sticking around to make nice with whatever asshole shoved me in that tiny crate. I'm not laughing. Not even a little.

Magneto? Mystique? Are you on this channel? I could really use some directions right about now.

Come on. Azazeal? Someone answer. This place is giving me the creeps.

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[gavehislife]

I had nearly forgotten how annoying a broken leg can be. But add a broke arm and I'm about as useless as a lame horse. I can barely handle days like this. How am I going to last weeks? 

Please tell me someone has found an alcohol supply.