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[boygodofneuro]

[Clearly, there is something worth panicking over going on here since Topher's breathing a bit heavy and sounding kind of anxious.]

I was alright with this whole hunkering down and living the simple life thing since hey! Don't have much of a choice when everything around you is all "Post-apocalyptic dystopia, hooray!" but Jesus frickin' Christ on a cracker, giant mutant ratty rodent type things are unacceptable.

Especially since they've decided to use my bed, as in the place I happen to like sleeping, as their new creepy rat nest thing.

It's gross. Beyond gross, okay.

So, y'know. Someone with a gun or super warrior skills should come over and get rid of this little problem. Not that I'm ever gonna sleep in that bed ever, ever again but hey! At least I'll be able to sleep soundly knowing there are less nasty rat things in the world.

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[abetterway]

[Xavier is clearly amused.]

Have you at least attempted chasing them off? Weapons seem a bit excessive. They're only trying to rest, I'm sure.

[boygodofneuro]

Yes! I tried poking one in the butt with a stick so it'd run away and all it did was turn around and be all...hissy. Spitty. Nasty. Possibly infected with rabies.

So yeah. They can go do their resting somewhere else.

[abetterway]

Bold little things. [If anything, she looks admiring.] I'll come over and give it a try, then.

[most_feared]

...I'll do it.

[Target practice.]

Unless someone wants 'em as pets.

[boygodofneuro]

Job's all yours, buddy!

...

Who would want a rabid mutant rat thing as a pet? I mean, ew.

[most_feared]

With some of the people around here I'm not gonna jump to any conclusions.