[video ; open]

[sorcerous]

For what purpose have we been brought here?

Speak quick. My patience is thin.

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[nukeitfromorbit]

Join the party.

[video]

[sorcerous]

The opposite.

[voice]

[sorcerous]

A shame, to have a soldier laid low because of weakness.

[video]

[sorcerous]

As warm as the sun, in affection. As idiotic and clumsy in said affection as a charging beast.

Decide it yourself.

[sorcerous]

Is there one?

[voice]

[buckingauthority]

[Cue sharp chuckle.]


Ha! Obviously you don't know me very well. I'm not laid low, Loki. Far from it.

[voice]

[sorcerous]

Not laid at all, I would venture to guess...

[video]

[buckingauthority]

You didn't answer my first question.

[video]

[sorcerous]

[ A put-upon sigh. ]

Thor. God of Thunder.

[voice]

[buckingauthority]

[Cue an even sharper ripple of laughter.]

Oh, you have no idea. And you never will.

[voice]

[sorcerous]

And what reason would I have to want to?

[video]

[buckingauthority]

Nice. And what are you meant to be god of? Whining?

[video]

[sorcerous]

Trickery. Mischief and lies. They call me the Silvertongued.

I suppose they call you the Buck-Toothed?

[voice]

[buckingauthority]

You tell me. You brought it up.

[voice]

[sorcerous]

They do not boast of prowess, in your world?

[video]

[buckingauthority]

Starbuck, actually.

And wow that really fits, except for the silvertongued part.

[video]

[sorcerous]

Is that an insult? Does your brash exterior hide a secret desire for poetry and sweet endearment?

[voice]

[buckingauthority]

Sure we do. But on a ship it's pretty hard to hide who's frakking who. Scuttlebutt gets around quick.

[voice]

[sorcerous]

If it is a boast, then it may be turned to insult.

[video]

[buckingauthority]

[Yep. Gonna ignore that second question like it's some rank flesh-eating disease.]

I wasn't insulting your manhood. Just your tongue-hood.

[video]

[sorcerous]

And no insult was taken, because I don't believe you'd know a silver tongue if it bit you like a snake.

[voice]

[buckingauthority]

If you can't take it, don't dish it.

[voice]

[sorcerous]

[ Mildly: ] Are we still speaking of insults?

[voice]

[buckingauthority]

You're the god, you figure it out.

[She shuts off the device.]

[video]

[buckingauthority]

[Her gaze hardens slightly.]

And I don't believe you'd know what charm was if it came up and bit you in the frakking ass.