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For what purpose have we been brought here?

Speak quick. My patience is thin.

As warm as the sun, in affection. As idiotic and clumsy in said affection as a charging beast.

Decide it yourself.

Edited 2012-03-02 19:33 (UTC)

You didn't answer my first question.

[ A put-upon sigh. ]

Thor. God of Thunder.

Nice. And what are you meant to be god of? Whining?

Trickery. Mischief and lies. They call me the Silvertongued.

I suppose they call you the Buck-Toothed?

Starbuck, actually.

And wow that really fits, except for the silvertongued part.

Is that an insult? Does your brash exterior hide a secret desire for poetry and sweet endearment?

[Yep. Gonna ignore that second question like it's some rank flesh-eating disease.]

I wasn't insulting your manhood. Just your tongue-hood.

And no insult was taken, because I don't believe you'd know a silver tongue if it bit you like a snake.

[Her gaze hardens slightly.]

And I don't believe you'd know what charm was if it came up and bit you in the frakking ass.