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For what purpose have we been brought here?

Speak quick. My patience is thin.

I was busy ensuring my brother didn't die of his own stupidity.

Who's your brother? Is he hot?

As warm as the sun, in affection. As idiotic and clumsy in said affection as a charging beast.

Decide it yourself.

Edited 2012-03-02 19:33 (UTC)

You didn't answer my first question.

[ A put-upon sigh. ]

Thor. God of Thunder.

Nice. And what are you meant to be god of? Whining?

Trickery. Mischief and lies. They call me the Silvertongued.

I suppose they call you the Buck-Toothed?

Starbuck, actually.

And wow that really fits, except for the silvertongued part.

Is that an insult? Does your brash exterior hide a secret desire for poetry and sweet endearment?

[Yep. Gonna ignore that second question like it's some rank flesh-eating disease.]

I wasn't insulting your manhood. Just your tongue-hood.

And no insult was taken, because I don't believe you'd know a silver tongue if it bit you like a snake.

[Her gaze hardens slightly.]

And I don't believe you'd know what charm was if it came up and bit you in the frakking ass.