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Hello! Um, I'm told that there are others of you out here that arrived on the ship? Which is pretty interesting! Have any of you investigated it at all? Do we know where it came from? I mean obviously we all got on it somehow—which is another thing to investigate, now that I mention it, because I have like zero memory of that—but if anyone's taken some more diagnostics on it that I was able to do in a few hours I'd love to compare notes! I guess I'd also appreciate if someone could fill me in on the situation out here, since this is... not anywhere near any place I've ever been, based on my GPS.

Oh, um! I forgot to introduce myself, ahaha... anyway, I guess you can call me Judy? I'm looking forward to getting to know all of you; um, feel free to say hello? Hi.

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[Hudson is trying to figure out how to work 'are you hot?' into this conversation. ]

Yeah well, getting a bit of a break right now.

Before though. Yeah. Dinosaurs. I was ALL up in that.

[Because they kept chasing him. But history is written by the victors, dammit. Besides, dinosaurs can't write.]

Ship's kind of failing. Mostly because we keep getting distracted.

Oh yeah, and it's alien tech no one understands.

Dinosaurs, that sounds amazing! Gosh, although from the way you say it I am guessing it was more like Jurassic Park than getting a dinosaur petting zoo, that was probably terrible. Sorry ._.

Well, hopefully I'll be able to help out with the ship? I mean I'm sure with what you and other people have figured out so far if we put our minds to it I'm sure we could figure something out. Though—what's been distracting? Have there been... a lot of dinosaurs?

Not so amazing when they're trying to eat you.

[Apparently Hudson is irresistible to dinosaurs. If only he could swap that out with 'irresistible to hot chicks'.]

Hey, I could show you around the ship, if you want. The main consoles, that sort of thing. [It would be like...a date or something.]

Dinosaurs, before that there was a fire, and some toxic gas that made everyone crazy. Mountain lions. The Man trying to bring us down.

[Shrug.] It kind of adds up.

Oh, that would be great, if you could show me what you've found on the ship. I'm pretty sure I found the main consoles, but I didn't spend a whole lot of time exploring.

[little does she know what she has gotten herself intoooooo]

—egad, that sounds kind of awful. No wonder. Well, here's to hopefully having a bit of peace? Fingers crossed.

Show you everything I know.

[Potentially ominous eyebrow waggle.]

Yeah, I wouldn't count on it. But you don't have anything to worry about, Judy. [Heh. Hot chick name.] I'll keep you safe.

Uh... great! I am quite sure that I will be safe, yes. No worries here.

[Wait. Did he tell Judycakes his name? That would suck if he didn't. Better say it again, just to be safe.]

[But you know, smooooothly. ]

You run into anything ugly, you just let old Hudson here know. [He flashes a smile.]

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