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outer_divide2012-06-26 11:55 pm
newguy) wrote in outer_divide2012-06-26 11:55 pm
[video]
[There's a bit of wavering as the image is centered on its subject. It's not complete ineptitude, but there's definitely a 'oh man, nessie?' feel to the jerking camera motions.]
Right, now, don't move--
[The subject is certainly not going to move....considering that it's dead. It looks like a triceratops, and Steve approaches it slowly.]
I got all the nutcase broadcasts--present and accounted for, yeah, no one's lying, I get it--but who's going to actually explain this thing?
Or me, you know? I'd settle for someone explaining me. Last time I checked, I wasn't supposed to have a pulse.
But then, neither were these guys.
Right, now, don't move--
[The subject is certainly not going to move....considering that it's dead. It looks like a triceratops, and Steve approaches it slowly.]
I got all the nutcase broadcasts--present and accounted for, yeah, no one's lying, I get it--but who's going to actually explain this thing?
Or me, you know? I'd settle for someone explaining me. Last time I checked, I wasn't supposed to have a pulse.
But then, neither were these guys.
no subject
[Yeah, don't come between a Marine and his liquor.]
That? That's Interesting Theory territory. Consensus seems to be we were all kidnapped and stuffed on this ship--fact--and supposed to somehow be used as a weapon in the war between the two big idiots here.
And then they forgot about us.