Experiment 001 // Video;

[anomaliiiiies]

[so have one curious looking Jane Foster, recently woken up and in the ship]

All right, this is interesting. I seem to have found myself in a pod in a crashed ship, and frankly, that doesn't look like Earth tech. And need I add that it looks like somebody went trigger happy with the terraforming? It looks a bit desolate out there.

My name is Jane Foster, and so, um, who's out there, and what is going on?

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[video]

[game_over_man]

[Hello hot chick who used video so Hudson knows you are, in fact, a hot chick.]

We're working on it. Kinda hard to keep it tea-party ready with the dinosaur stampede.

Don't worry, though. I'll keep you safe. [WINK.]

[video]

[anomaliiiiies]

I think I can handle myself, thank you.

[eyebrow]

Dinosaur stampede. Do tell.

[video]

[game_over_man]

You think so? Yeah, well, we'll see.

[You will come around to the Awesome that is Hudson, chiquita.]

That's pretty much it. Dinosaurs. Stampeding.

Don't worry, though. I led them away from the city.

[If screaming and flailing counts as 'leading'.]

[video]

[anomaliiiiies]

I know so.

[one word: Thor. You have some competition, boy]

How did you do that? Last I heard, any sort of stampeding creature can't be controlled. [skeptic science] Of course, this is taking it into account that dinosaurs are dead, but then again this isn't Earth.

[video]

[game_over_man]

[Oooooo, confidence. Sexy.]

Good to hear. Just remember, the Colonial Marines are here to serve.

[What's Thor got that Hudson doesn't? Besides the cape. And the stupid hammer. And the ABS OF THE GODS. Seriously. Hudson's got, uh, other stuff!]

Yeah, well, there's a lot you don't know about dealing with xenos. My specialty.

[video]

[anomaliiiiies]

Colonial Marines? And xenos. You mean being from another world, right?

[Thor has Jane. But, you're interesting right now, since she's pinged by xenos.]

[video]

[game_over_man]

What other kind of xenos you got?

Nasty bastards, most of them.

And the one that aren't? We shoot anyway. Just in case they get ideas.

[Ah, Marine humor.]

[video]

[anomaliiiiies]

The kind that protect Earth?

[she huffs]

Give a person a gun and their brain shrinks, losing all sense.

[video]

[game_over_man]

Yeah uh no. We don't got that kind. Because, trust me, if Weyland-Yutani had a way to make some other stupid race die protecting us, they wouldn't have swung this little deal with the USCM.

[He does the 'Earth protecting' around here.]

[Hudson just snorts, but deducts at least 5 cuteness points.] Yeah, ain't never heard that attitude from a civ before. Strange how happy they are to see us when the shooting starts.

[video]

[anomaliiiiies]

Corporatized warfare. If that's the future, I don't like it.

[and is she supposed to be impressed?]

I haven't had any evidence to the contrary.