[The dome? The Authorities? To think he was wandering through the sewers of New York City looking for his former mentorish who'd turned himself into a giant lizard.

... Okay so maybe this was just the next logical step in The Ongoing Adventures of Peter Parker's Life Getting Very, Very Weird.]

Look- As long as I'm here, in this... dream or hallucination, because there's no way - no way - this is really happening- Can you start at the beginning?