cantcatchme: (Surprised)
Pietro Maximoff ([personal profile] cantcatchme) wrote in [community profile] outer_divide2012-07-21 02:05 pm

[Video] Early Saturday

[The screen flickers on to show an annoyed, ruffled, white-haired young man, clearly standing right outside the spaceship. The image is in focus and right-side up, even. Somebody knew what a video phone was. He brushes some hair back into place with quick fingers before speaking, his voice irritated instead of scared or worried.]

What the hell, man? Think you coulda warned me, huh?

[He scowls at the screen - clearly, a reply that's not instantaneous isn't quick enough]

Hellooo, Magneto? Cut the mysterious crap and get with the program! This another one of your tests? What more do I need to prove, huh?
lehnsherr: (ate a big red candle)

[personal profile] lehnsherr 2012-07-21 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever you believe is happening here, you're mistaken.

[because, really. what're the odds that he guesses it's a multi-dimensional nexus at work?]
lehnsherr: (once ate an entire bowl of legos)

[personal profile] lehnsherr 2012-07-21 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[he seems amused by that, already far too used to dealing with fellow hot-headed mutants like the summers boy.]

I could offer you all the information you need, but I'm afraid you forgot the magic word.
lehnsherr: (punch you right in the mouth)

[personal profile] lehnsherr 2012-07-21 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
And just how will you know without asking? Nicely.

[this may partly be why he delegates so much. if he didn't send others to deal with the younger mutants, he'd never get anything done.]

This would be the second time I've found myself in a situation like this. For your information, of course.
lehnsherr: (there were horses)

[personal profile] lehnsherr 2012-07-21 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Much better.

[and hey, look. he even manages to sober up a little before offering over the details. this part is actual serious enough to warrant it.]

Firstly, your "Magneto" friend isn't responsible for this. Quite who is, we aren't certain of. All that matters is that we're all trapped, along with other captives who have been brought here from various different times and realities.

For now, you would do well to keep your head down. There's a militant group policing the area, capable of subduing even the most...advanced of beings here.
lehnsherr: (you pooped in the refrigerator)

[personal profile] lehnsherr 2012-07-22 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
I mean mutants.

[a straightforward agreement, but one with a certain amount of curiosity involved. in that other city, the only people who used the term mutants were ones themselves. interesting.]

There are various different worlds out there that exist on different planes of existence. For example, there are three versions of my closest friend here, none of which are actually him. They've each experienced different lives, with only the most basic of details shared between them. But they are still all inheritantly the same person.
lehnsherr: (i'm kind of a big deal)

[personal profile] lehnsherr 2012-07-22 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I'm merely imagining this. Perhaps your "Magneto" friend is really the one behind all of this. Or perhaps I'm telling the truth and you're simply incapable of dealing with it.

[teenagers. can't someone else deal with them?]

Regardless, your safety here cannot be guaranteed. So whether or not you believe me, I would prefer to ensure that my fellow mutants here are capable of protecting themselves from the threats this world holds.
lehnsherr: (don't know how to put this)

[personal profile] lehnsherr 2012-07-22 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[can't he just pass him off to some other poor schmuck?]

And if they manage to subdue your abilities, what then? You'll be a sitting duck.
lehnsherr: (son of a bee sting)

[personal profile] lehnsherr 2012-07-22 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[this is what blackmail is for. or xaviers.

he seems entirely unimpressed by his reply at first. there are always ways of capturing those with powers, within cities like these and back home. and from the sounds of it, this planet is better equipped that bete noire ever was.]


It's my duty to watch over the mutants here, whether they want it or not.

[and yes, it really is that simple, as far as he's concerned.]
lehnsherr: (you poop-mouth)

[personal profile] lehnsherr 2012-07-22 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I suppose it's just as well I'm not here to "babysit" anybody.

[nope. still leaving that to the others.]

If something does happen though, know that you aren't alone here, despite your feelings on the subject.
lehnsherr: (like a miniature buddha)

[personal profile] lehnsherr 2012-07-22 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh pietro. i hope you enjoyed not knowing who you were talking to, because it's time to ruin your fun a little.]

Erik Lehnsherr. When you're ready to admit that it's better to work in a team here, contact me.
lehnsherr: (firing a bow and arrow into a crowd)

[personal profile] lehnsherr 2012-07-22 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[nice and slowly this time.]

Erik. Lehnsherr.

Not the version you may have heard about being here previously.
lehnsherr: (there were horses)

[personal profile] lehnsherr 2012-07-22 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, it's quite possible.

[but that reaction? well, it'd be expected if pietro was a human from their world. but this?]

I take it you're familiar with another version of myself.