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[magerights]

[It's been some time since Anders arrived, though he's been keeping his head down for a few different reasons, at least a couple of them going by the names of Meredith and Sebastian. Scouting out areas and gathering herbs has kept him busy enough, all things considered, and given him some time to adjust as well. But unfortunately this place, wherever it is, is very different from anything he's used to.

The video clicks on clearly by accident after some time spent fumbling around, Anders unaware that he's broadcasting himself to everyone instead of just using text. He's looking quite a bit more battered than usual, his coat torn in a couple of places by what look like claws, feathers missing, and smudges of blood and grime on his face and neck. He's crouched low behind something, trying to keep still and out of sight while also using the odd device.]

any one konw how to get away frm angry cat w bit teeth

[There's a snarl a little too close by and Anders curses, jumping up and bolting from his hiding place, a blast of ice magic fired awkwardly back at the enraged sabre-tooth behind him. He'd really rather not kill it, but he might not have many other options.]

I gave it back, you blighted beast! Your cub is fine, stop chasing me!

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[Voice]

[relicrebellion]

What--? Where are you?

[oreskahouse]

[He's entirely too amused by this. Being overextended all the time has really brought out his mean streak.]

Turn it into a brick. Or turn the teeth into many tiny bricks, if you're feeling clever.

[Inside jokes? He's a terrible little man. And he doesn't even care.]

But that's probably not helpful when you aren't me.

[Action]

[intherite]

[Despite her body not working as it should, Meredith was starting to explore. She wasn't going to be held back by a mineral. Thus far she'd counted herself lucky that she hadn't had to deal with the apostate.

Hearing shouting coming from up ahead, echoing through the trees, Meredith drew her blade and moved forward in time to see the shouter casting ice back. Of course. It couldn't have been someone she wanted to help, or even someone who deserved help. It had to be a creature that would just as likely attack her as him, provoked by the apostate.]

You stole its cub.

[There were times she wasn't quite sure how the apostate had lived so long. Now was one of them. She readied her blade as the creature moved forward, risking one befuddled look at the apostate first.]

Do you actually think about things before you do them, or do you simply act and then watch to see how everything explodes?

[Text]

[professorwolf]

[Here, Anders, have someone actually giving you advice.]

Head for the ship. The door will close behind you and you can wait until the cat has lost interest in you.

[Since he's not much use during the daytime in stopping the saber-tooths, might as well do the next best thing.]

[video]

[jimkirk]

Where are you that there are sabre-tooth cats?

[Video]

[canandhave]

[Anders, you're an idiot.]

I suggest running as fast as you can.

video;

[circler]

[!!!]

Anders! Maker-- are you all right?

[video]

[seasidesex]

....So Anders is here and failing at getting some pussy. What else is new?

[An amused chuckle]