i - text

[relativistic]

[you get a whole lot of static and then button mashing on the screen, because someone is busy trying to figure out how this new communicator works in a hurry. the feed shifts to VOICE finally]

-- all this future technology and you can't even be bothered to add better games on this shitty PDA --

[before it settles on TEXT]

wow KERNOS this is kind of annoying and you fuckers have outdone yourselves.

hey guys it's POP QUIZ time!!!!

a) is this level 2 already
b) when are we gonna do the red pill blue pill thing like in the movies because i am done with this timey wimey fuckery

[EDIT #1]

c) WHERE DO FOXES GO AFTER DARK?

[EDIT #2]

d) WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE HERE cause that's how these things go right you either have some failsafe thing where you die and are reset or you don't appear anymore?



ooc; gonna be slow, guys!!!

Comments

so it starts. Again.

[femshep]

[...oh so much eyebrow-raising.

after a good few minutes of figuring out how to even respond:]

ADHD sure is a bitch.

[VOICE]

[buckingauthority]

Is he one of yours?

[VOICE]

[femshep]

If he was, I'd have at least taught him to make some goddamn sense.

And in the meantime, I'm sitting here wondering how it's any of your business.

[VOICE]

[buckingauthority]

Public channel last time I checked. It was meant to be a joke.

[VOICE]

[femshep]

[Oh. That's different, then.

She chuckles dryly.] Guess this place has me a little on-edge.

[VOICE]

[buckingauthority]

Yeah. Tell me about it.

Looks like the pods are still working, though. Guess the bastards frakked up if they were wanting to shut them down. You been out there yet?

permatext

[relativistic]

[wait wait wait you guys are talking and he doesn't recognize you but now he's sure about shep. TESTING, TESTING]

yeah. i was her director for this sorry sitcom called one life to live involving one mutant and her sordid love affairs in space.

[voice]

[buckingauthority]

What's a sitcom?

[relativistic]

[dammit shepard you're embarrassing a bro here]

it's a waste of airwaves. people talking to each other with canned laughter in the background pretending shit to be real.

eye for an eye. how do we get out of here. theories and rumours are ok if you don't have definite answers.

[buckingauthority]

If I knew how, I wouldn't still be here. My guess is find a spaceworthy vehicle and get off of this rock that way. But my Viper only takes one, so you're sorry out of luck there. Alien ship you woke up in might take all of us, but it's buried under half the mountainside.

People who live in the dome have hovercraft, but they seem designed only for atmospheric flight. They're also trigger happy sons of bitches who'll shoot most of us on sight or snap a restraining collar around our necks.

So, welcome to the craphole, enjoy your stay.

permaFROWN >:{

[relativistic]

[HE'S LISTENING TO YOUR THREAD, MOM]

INSECURE MUCH. i'm sorry you're so jealous of me, but i can't help it if my genius is too subtle.

[femshep]

[I'M NOT YOUR REAL MOM

...also, what should she have expected but a ridiculous answer?]

Jealous. Right. Because there's no possibility at all that you just made no fucking sense whatsoever.

Glad we had this enlightening talk.

[relativistic]

[wat this is not normal shepard reaction. hold up motherfucker something's wrong.]

ok, so this isn't how this normally works. normally i banter and you return with something kind of witty but not as cool as mine and then we shoot things.

[femshep]

Back up and hold on.

You've got the wrong person. I don't recognize the voice, and I sure as hell don't recognize the name.

[relativistic]

nononono you got it all wrong. because on this side of the fence you can kill me on how much i know just beyond recognition, and we're supposed to be past that.

[Text]

[truth_is_cold]

1.) What do you mean by red pill/blue pill.

2.) Define "reset"?

3.) Are you intoxicated?

permatext - edit

[relativistic]

1 - 0/10 [wesley files this under 'you obviously don't know how to escape from here' and 'not from my era'.]

2 - obviously you've never died. a reset is when you appear at a particular place after every death, thus rendering each death ineffective. you should try it sometime.

3 - i fucking wish.

[truth_is_cold]

I generally try to avoid dying. I find it bad practice. Though I've never encountered the concept of being "reset" before.

[relativistic]

no shit. but you know, it's as normal as air.

so what the hell is the deal about this place

[voice]

[sorcerous]

Foxes hunt in the dark.

permatext

[relativistic]

YOU DON'T SAY.

[not here]

[buckingauthority]

[Oh, this should be good]

permavoice!

[sorcerous]

You asked.

[relativistic]

obviously, but you don't have the thing i need. 0/10

other than being a stick in the mud, what else are your talents

[sorcerous]

I've been a fox.