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[relativistic]

[you get a whole lot of static and then button mashing on the screen, because someone is busy trying to figure out how this new communicator works in a hurry. the feed shifts to VOICE finally]

-- all this future technology and you can't even be bothered to add better games on this shitty PDA --

[before it settles on TEXT]

wow KERNOS this is kind of annoying and you fuckers have outdone yourselves.

hey guys it's POP QUIZ time!!!!

a) is this level 2 already
b) when are we gonna do the red pill blue pill thing like in the movies because i am done with this timey wimey fuckery

[EDIT #1]

c) WHERE DO FOXES GO AFTER DARK?

[EDIT #2]

d) WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE HERE cause that's how these things go right you either have some failsafe thing where you die and are reset or you don't appear anymore?



ooc; gonna be slow, guys!!!

Comments

[voice]

[buckingauthority]

What's a sitcom?

[relativistic]

[dammit shepard you're embarrassing a bro here]

it's a waste of airwaves. people talking to each other with canned laughter in the background pretending shit to be real.

eye for an eye. how do we get out of here. theories and rumours are ok if you don't have definite answers.

[buckingauthority]

If I knew how, I wouldn't still be here. My guess is find a spaceworthy vehicle and get off of this rock that way. But my Viper only takes one, so you're sorry out of luck there. Alien ship you woke up in might take all of us, but it's buried under half the mountainside.

People who live in the dome have hovercraft, but they seem designed only for atmospheric flight. They're also trigger happy sons of bitches who'll shoot most of us on sight or snap a restraining collar around our necks.

So, welcome to the craphole, enjoy your stay.

[relativistic]

[huh. processing ..... 100%.]

that's new. i've never been in a goddamned place where the rules are a little more concrete than the last time i played this

[Audio]

[buckingauthority]

Rules? What rules? This isn't a game, chuckles.

[relativistic]

figure of speech. what can i say, i'm a time-traveler. like marty mcfly but way cooler.