[Have a mid-30s human with silvering dark hair and a uniform that's certainly not Starfleet. (It has things like pockets.) Kaidan's expression is skewed crookedly wry as he looks into the video pickup.]

No Enterprise, or a Lieutenant Uhura, but we do happen to have a guy named Kirk running around.

I can give you an explanation of what's going on, but I should warn you it's both patchy and hard to believe.