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[thefuzzyguy]

[As he speaks he holds up what looks like a clunky digital watch from the late nineties with too many buttons that don't do anything. It is slightly smashed.]

So this is probably kind of dumb, since I barely use it anymore, but my image inducer broke... back in one of the other timelines. Not important. It's a pretty weird piece of technology und I totally have no idea how it works, but I know there are techy people here. Sometimes from the future in space. I know back home the professor can usually fix it, but once in a while he sent it back to... whoever made it for him? I don't get all the secrets. I just get a hologram that can sometimes keep me from looking like Satan started a line of plushies.

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[thefuzzyguy]

Actually, I'm furry. Guess it doesn't show up on video so much.

[It's very short fur in most places.]

Plus totally looking like a demon from a lame comic book.

[djinnigenie]

[Elissa snorts.]

You look like no demon that I have ever encountered. They were all twisted, melted flesh and madness - but for the desire demons. You do not look like those, either - you lack breasts.

[thefuzzyguy]

Well, that's kind of sexist.

[It's supposed to be a joke, if not delivered with all his usual energy.]

I totally look like the stories there are from my world, though, und that's what people think of. Pointy ears, pointy tail, fangs, glowy eyes. I even smell like sulfur when I port.

[djinnigenie]

Pointy ears usually belong to elves in my world. Pointy tails to dragons. Fangs - well. All manner of things. Canines and other wildlife have eyes that glow in the night when the light strikes them just right.

And... isn't telling me you get gassy when drinking port a bit much?

[thefuzzyguy]

...It's a side effect of my powers. Port is short for teleport. The smoke smell doesn't come out of my fur very easy.

[djinnigenie]

[The Warden's voice is wry when she responds.]

You know, I was fairly well-educated for someone who wasn't a mage, but the more I speak to the people of Verdana, the more I realize I need to learn.

Tis a wonder I haven't yet accidentally cut off our conversation while trying to use this Maker-damned box.

[thefuzzyguy]

I hate phones, too. My fingers are just the wrong size.

[His texting usually looks like a cat walked on the keypad.]

[djinnigenie]

Twas a pleasure to speak to you, Kurt. Perhaps we shall meet face-to-face some day, hmm?

Until then, keep safe, my friend. I hope you find someone to aid you in repairing your device.

[thefuzzyguy]

Uh, ja, sure. I mean, we're both here und stuff. You be careful, too.