barelydead: (glances)
Capt. James T. Kirk ([personal profile] barelydead) wrote in [community profile] outer_divide2013-07-09 05:28 pm

[voice;; monday afternoon]

Hi. [ he's not sure what to say, so he goes with regulation; he clears his throat, his tone going official. ]

My name is James T. Kirk, and I'm Captain of the Federation starship USS Enterprise, [ he falters: ] not that that... really matters here, I guess. [ a half-hearted attempt to return to sounding official: ] I got here- "woke up" --roughly two nights ago, and, [ and it falls apart. ] I've gotta say, for a city in the middle of what was reportedly a bountiful forest, I'm feeling underwhelmed by the cuisine here. Is there any place around here to get something good? I'll eat just about anything, I just [ he laughs quietly. ] ...can't cook. I can hunt if I have to, but I'd rather go with someone until I learn the basic lay of the land.

Mm, and while I'm here, I need to get a job or something or I'm going to go insane, so if anyone needs a fully-trained starship captain...? I'm your man.

Thanks. [ awkwardly, because he's not sure how to end this transmission: ] Kirk out.
tallymarks: (here we go again)

[personal profile] tallymarks 2013-07-10 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
You could ask someone to teach you how to cook.

[Beat.]

If you like fish chowder or raptor steaks, I can give you directions to a few spots, but I do most of my shopping from the market near the town hall.
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[personal profile] tallymarks 2013-07-10 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
D'you have a pen handy? The streets are a bit of a maze.

[If not, she'll wait a moment before reading off directions to two different spots, one nearer the center of the city and the Flop, the other up north near the bay.]