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[Pietro is leaning back in a chair, communicator clearly propped on a table or something to shoot the video.]

So, now that I'm back and everything's all... civilized again, I thought I'd give this going legit thing a try. You know. For the laughs.

To make this simple, I'm the fastest guy around. You need something delivered? I'm who you want. I can get things where they need to be faster than anything this place offers, and more... heh, shall we say discreetly, too?

I'm easy to find. Through the Network or here. I live with Wagner and Tolansky. My rates are flexible. We'll talk.

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Whoop de do. I doubt you had anyone who could cross a continent in a weekend on foot.

[...maybe he was exaggerating. It's hard to tell]

Hey, you accused me of not knowing what I'm talking about. Not my fault that I lived through it. And, you know, the invention of FedEx and all things like it.

[He shrugs at that answer though.]

Have fun running across water for the weekend. You should try out one of Bunny's tunnels though. He'd get you there within minutes.

FedEx can't compete with me. Please. Delivery boy just doesn't cut it. Some respect, please

[He snickers, hiding his grin behind his hand.]

Yeah, well, if your - heh - magic bunny friend shows up, he can take over the transcontinental deliveries.

I think he'd have more pressing matters to attend to, being the Easter Bunny and all.

...you know, I can stop believing in you again if you keep saying stupid shit like that.

You could if I was making it up. Good thing I'm not.

I don't even celebrate Easter, Frosty. I've never believed in the Easter Bunny.

Well, that's up to you, I guess. But, I mean, you clearly know I'm real. Why would I make up the Easter Bunny? He's much more popular than I am.

Dude, I know someone who can turn himself into an ice statue. You're not that far-fetched, even if you have that little selective visibility problem. Cutesy bunnies that hide eggs and chocolate? Please.

[He snorted.]

If only he were some cutesy bunny. No, Bunnymund's like, six feet tall and can knock you around with egg bombs and boomerangs. He's not someone you wanna mess with.

[Unless you're Jack Frost. Although, he can be some cutesy bunny without believers but he'll give the guy some slack and not mention that.]

But he does hide eggs and chocolate. Makes 'em all himself, it's a really cool process to see, actually. Don't go knocking the holiday though, even if you don't believe in it. It means a lot to him and to the kids he brings the eggs to.

Riiiight, boomerangs. [Pietro nods sagely, eyes comically wide.] You know, they have medication for that sort of thing.

I'm not making it up! [He rolled his eyes.] Why would I make something like this up?

Uh... because you're demented? Seriously, Frostbite. That's just dumb.

[Well, that was just mean.]

Yeah? Prove that I'm not making it up. Prove that in the world where I come from, the things you don't believe in aren't real. Because in my world, you don't exist. X-Genes don't happen. So, how can you assume that I'm just making things up and that I'm crazy.

After all, some part of you realized I was real or you wouldn't see me right now.

Uh-huh. You're a magic kid with ice powers, so what? It's not like there aren't other people here like that. [And if he believes more than he lets on, that's none of Jack's business.]

But the Easter Bunny? That's kid's stuff. And even if I wasn't Jewish, I haven't been a kid in a long time.

I never said you had the believe in him. You're not a kid, so he nor I would expect you to believe in him. We depend on kids to believe in us, not you. But that doesn't mean you should be calling me demented for telling you that something does exist on my world.

And you're kind of proving why we don't.

[He just sort of needed more believers here and while the kids were great here, being invisible to most and talking through text really made things somewhat awkward.]

Also, the Easter Bunny isn't Christian. He's been around since before that, so your religion wouldn't matter to him.

I'm obviously more than just some magic kid with ice powers to you. Other people know that about me, but they still can't see me because to them, I'm nothing more.

This might come as a surprise, but I'm not a nice guy. And I don't care what the Easter Bunny is or isn't. It's just another stupid lie people tell kids to make them behave, and you're not changing my mind.

[Stubborn? Why would anyone think that?]

He's not a lie!

Sounds to me like you're getting pretty defensive, Frosty.

[he gives him an incredulous look.]

I'm being told one of my friends isn't real and you're questioning that? Really?

Might I remind you that you're the one who came here and started poking fun at me?

Because calling you a delivery boy totally is the same as saying your friends aren't real. Got it.

Edited 2013-10-16 02:29 (UTC)

I'll believe it when I see it. Until then, I'm just going to assume you're fucking with me. I'm not going to just bend over and take poking fun at me.

[Yeah, he might have some issues with people trivializing his powers.]

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