[Video, Thursday] This doesn't actually violate the bro code

[kettchmeifyoucan]

[The past week has been chaotic.

No, the past month has been chaotic.

Being realistic, the past year has been chaotic.

This leads Wes to one conclusion.]

Okay, that's it. I am officially opening the betting pool. How many days of honeymoon do you think Luke and Kaylee will actually manage before there's another crisis?

Comments

[unofficial_ambassador]

They don't need you inviting any more bad luck on them.

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Just noticing a pattern and addressing it traditionally.

[unofficial_ambassador]

It's inappropriate, especially so close to the wedding.

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Notice I'm not taking bets about the wedding.

[unofficial_ambassador]

So it's all right so long as whatever shows up next waits until the next day to kill us?

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Can't really do anything about him once he's off.

[unofficial_ambassador]

Luke? That's the impression that I get from Kaylee.

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Probably shouldn't complain overly much about his tendency toward daring heroics. But it does lead to certain patterns.

[unofficial_ambassador]

Heroes do pose a unique set of challenges, yes.

[Every last one of them is exasperating.]

[kettchmeifyoucan]

He's saved a lot of lives.

Which doesn't mean I'm not tempted to lock him in a closet for the next couple days.

[unofficial_ambassador]

Seems fair. Once he's safely married, he's Kaylee's problem.

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Just need to get him there.

[unofficial_ambassador]

I can't believe that I ever thought that weddings were easy.

[kettchmeifyoucan]

This one's definitely redefining easy as "taking out a Death Star".