[Tuesday: Video]

[cantcatchme]

[Ever since this little exchange, Pietro's been pretty busy with a personal project.]

[After all, clearly no one else was going to step forward and deal with this obviously pressing problem.]

[He's clearly on board Salvation, next to a pile of... laundry? And somehow managing to look both incredibly smug and a little perturbed. He puts his hands on his hips and smirks at the camera.]

You're welcome.

[He sweeps a robe out of the pile - at normal speed, of course. It's clearly made with two different types of fabric, but at least it looks well put together.]

I know we don't all exactly follow the "one size fits all" demographic [yes, he does use air quotes] - so I used a couple different patterns. Should fit most of us here, unless someone shows up who's as big as Wing was. Only, y'know, wears clothes.

There's some pants, too. You're on your own for shoes, but at least no one's going to be running around this place naked anymore. There's a whole mess of them.

And people'd better freaking return them when they're done! I've got better things to do than sew new ones every week.

[Now to wait for the praise and admiration. Damn, he's good.]

Comments

Video

[bruiserprincess]

[MOlly is just sad this didn't exist a few weeks ago]

That is a really good idea.

Re: Video

[cantcatchme]

[His sudden enthusiasm to do this might've had something to do with having to walk home a twelve-year-old who was wearing nothing but his shirt...]

Of course it is!

And now we don't have to keep reminding newbies to refill their lockers in case they get killed.

[bruiserprincess]

Any conversation that includes "in case you get killed" is just super awkward.

[No one thought to have it with her]

[cantcatchme]

See? And now no one has to bother!

I will not get used to what this place does to my powers, though. Everything took waaaay too long.

[Like, a whole extra ten minutes.]

[bruiserprincess]

Ugh, that's so creepy. Our powers are part of us, they shouldn't just turn off!

[cantcatchme]

You're telling me. The freaky part is, I didn't notice at first. I mean... one moment I'm moving at normal speed [for him], and the next I'm... not, and I can't even tell! That's just wrong, man.

[bruiserprincess]

As if there wasn't enough creepy about a ship where dead people wake back up without any clothes.

[cantcatchme]

See, this is why I don't spend any more time here than I absolutely have to. Makes my skin crawl.

[video]

[fromthevalley]

That is quite thoughtful of you.

Re: [video]

[cantcatchme]

Hey, I just got sick of all the naked people and had some free time.

[He always has some free time. Also, Pietro's probably the only person who can look offended for being called thoughtful]

Far as I'm concerned, everyone owes me one, now.

[video]

[fromthevalley]

Forgive me, but your statements appear to be at odds with each other.

Re: [video]

[cantcatchme]

I'm being practical. This is convenient for me, not because I care if the rest of you forget to refill your lockers.

[He won't be thought of as soft, okay?]

[video]

[fromthevalley]

It is very practical, I agree. It is also very thoughtful.

Re: [video]

[cantcatchme]

...fine, you know what? Sure. I'm mister sensi-fucking-tivity over here.

[video]

[fromthevalley]

[ And this is where Helga stares for a moment. A retort like this, under a different set of circumstances, might have found Pietro on his way to becoming a duck for a few hours. It would do wonders for his fowl foul attitude. ]

As you wish, I'll leave you to your outburst.

[video]

[cantcatchme]

Just remember. Convenience. Not because I'm worried you all're going to catch cold.

[girlworthfighting]

That was good thinking of you. Someone probably should add shoes eventually, though. I doubt anyone enjoys stumbling back into town barefoot.

[cantcatchme]

I don't do shoes. Just sew. Those can be somebody else's problem, thanks.

[girlworthfighting]

Pardon me for asking. I wouldn't have guessed you knew how to sew, either, so maybe you had some cobbling skills as well.

[cantcatchme]

A guy's gotta have his limits, lady.

[girlworthfighting]

It seems an arbitrary place to have put them, but...well. It really doesn't matter much, does it? I don't mean to sound ungracious.

[cantcatchme]

...shoes are a pain, all right? And they need a lot more specialized tools than I've got.

[Yes, he's tried.]

[genoshas_general]

You seem pretty proud of yourself.

[cantcatchme]

As I should be! No one else has bothered to solve this problem.

[genoshas_general]

I guess the problem needed your unique talents.

[cantcatchme]

Naturally. People just don't realize how awesome I am.

[He's puffed up. It's hard to tell if he's joking, or if he just has his father's ego.]

[genoshas_general]

[Wanda knows the second part is true, but she hopes the first is, too.] Of course.

[cantcatchme]

[Both is probably a fair assessment, here.]

Maybe I'll keep being awesome if people show me the right sort of respect around here.

[genoshas_general]

And if they don't, you'll just stop?