femshep: (grin of possible apprehension)
Commander Shepard ([personal profile] femshep) wrote in [community profile] outer_divide2012-03-25 06:44 pm

003 ⌥ VIDEO -- saturday night

[And here's Shepard, out in the fog but you can tell she's walking briskly (presumably back toward the Flop) by the slight rhythmic sway of the camera. But she has SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY, so listen up.]

If you hear this, you need to get inside and keep your door shut. There's something in this fog--the residents are all clearing the streets, and I think I saw a few putting on gas masks.

I repeat, if you hear this, you need to-... [A pause in which keeping a straight face seems difficult, and then she's busting up laughing.] You need to put on a skirt and stand on your head or something, because shit, I don't get why the hell you all listen to me, anyway. [By 'listen to' she means 'generally take orders from', and she distinctly remembers it making sense an hour ago, but now she's had an epiphany and it's fantastic.

Meanwhile, she tames the laughter down to an ecstatic grin, and in a tone that probably definitely makes you wonder what she's planning next and if you should duck and cover, she offers just two words:]


Shepard out.

[End transmission.]
waspromisedcake: (ok ☢ killing you is hard)

[video] derp face

[personal profile] waspromisedcake 2012-03-26 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Fog schmog. You're just a silly dilly.

[She leans back against a building, showing she's outdoors.]

I feel like dancing.
waspromisedcake: (smile ☢ thinking with portals)

[video] accurate

[personal profile] waspromisedcake 2012-03-26 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? Your legs broken?

[She starts swaying, a serene smile on her face.]
waspromisedcake: (busy ☢ unlikeable; says so right here)

[video]

[personal profile] waspromisedcake 2012-03-27 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Mine can't. Got my long fall boots on.

[She bends down, waving the camera at her white boots with the springs coming down from her calves.]

Long faaaaall boooooooots. Long faaaall booooooooooots!

[And now she's singing.]
waspromisedcake: (smile ☢ enjoying this)

[video]

[personal profile] waspromisedcake 2012-03-27 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone should hear my song. No one's around out here, though. Probably because the fog makes you silly.
waspromisedcake: (smile ☢ thinking with portals)

[video]

[personal profile] waspromisedcake 2012-03-27 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno! I don't want to argue about it. It's better to just be... relaxed. And happy.