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outer_divide2012-06-24 01:50 am
femshep) wrote in outer_divide2012-06-24 01:50 am
008 ⌥ AUDIO
[She's seeing too many new faces and missing too many old ones. Something tells her she should start from the top.]
This is Commander Shepard of the Normandy SR2.
If you know who I am, report in. I want to see who's still around.
If you don't, it might be a good time to say hello.
[But enough of the meet-and-greet.]
I need a couple of favors.
I need food and water, I need a sitrep, I need a runner who wouldn't mind spending a few hours on the ship, and-...
[One sec, she's switching to video, and aiming it at what appears to be a moderate-sized triceratops, enclosed in a rather large blue dome (no, not the same kind of dome as the one on the horizon, keep your pants on).]
I need to know what the hell this thing eats. Bonus points if you'll supply it.
[The video turns off, and there's a pause. Does she need anything else? Nothing's coming to mind, so:]
I can pay you in weapons and ammo, or we can figure out something else.
[Another pause--she's done with that. Then, as a brief afternote:]
Kaidan, Liara, are you busy?
This is Commander Shepard of the Normandy SR2.
If you know who I am, report in. I want to see who's still around.
If you don't, it might be a good time to say hello.
[But enough of the meet-and-greet.]
I need a couple of favors.
I need food and water, I need a sitrep, I need a runner who wouldn't mind spending a few hours on the ship, and-...
[One sec, she's switching to video, and aiming it at what appears to be a moderate-sized triceratops, enclosed in a rather large blue dome (no, not the same kind of dome as the one on the horizon, keep your pants on).]
I need to know what the hell this thing eats. Bonus points if you'll supply it.
[The video turns off, and there's a pause. Does she need anything else? Nothing's coming to mind, so:]
I can pay you in weapons and ammo, or we can figure out something else.
[Another pause--she's done with that. Then, as a brief afternote:]
Kaidan, Liara, are you busy?
[text]
Bit worse for wear.
And holy shit, is that a fucking dinosaur.
[And so the fire bug speaks. He'd been keeping it on the very very down low since the fire. For lack of a better word, you could say it was out of embarrassment.]
[text]
Define 'worse'.
[Then she'll talk dinosaurs with you, but not before.]
[text]
Which granted is good for everyone else. Could't even make a spark if you gave me two rocks.
Now seriously. Dinosaur. Tell me you've named it something amazing.
[text]