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outer_divide2012-10-17 06:56 pm
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[Video] Monday
[The video comes on to what appears to be a large, reptilian nose.]
Hello, I know I've spoken to some of you, and - erm, hang on.
[The picture rattles about for a minute, showing bits of something large and covered in feathers, before Darwin finds an appropriate place to set the darn contraption where her whole face is visible on camera.]
As I was saying, I've even met a few people out there. Now I know my appearance may be alarming, considering my - ah - distant cousins in residence nearby. I assure you, I'm quite civilized. Educated, even. Back home I'm an engineer and airship pilot.
Now I've been camping out for a bit, but frankly I'm getting sick of it. Besides, I should really be in town. I'm sure you could all use some help getting your buildings together, couldn't you? Or taking crops in? I'm not so dignified that I won't stoop to manual labor to help out fellow sentient beings.
[There's definitely good humor in her expression, though it's hard to tell by her tone that she's joking]
So, put me to work! Anywhere I'd be useful and won't get shot at would be lovely. And a proper, cooked meal wouldn't go unappreciated.
Hello, I know I've spoken to some of you, and - erm, hang on.
[The picture rattles about for a minute, showing bits of something large and covered in feathers, before Darwin finds an appropriate place to set the darn contraption where her whole face is visible on camera.]
As I was saying, I've even met a few people out there. Now I know my appearance may be alarming, considering my - ah - distant cousins in residence nearby. I assure you, I'm quite civilized. Educated, even. Back home I'm an engineer and airship pilot.
Now I've been camping out for a bit, but frankly I'm getting sick of it. Besides, I should really be in town. I'm sure you could all use some help getting your buildings together, couldn't you? Or taking crops in? I'm not so dignified that I won't stoop to manual labor to help out fellow sentient beings.
[There's definitely good humor in her expression, though it's hard to tell by her tone that she's joking]
So, put me to work! Anywhere I'd be useful and won't get shot at would be lovely. And a proper, cooked meal wouldn't go unappreciated.
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I am sure someone here would know what needs doing. I have not, ah. Have not been working for the past few days. But someone will know.
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[Yeah, Darwin isn't always the best at guessing gender, and tends to go with the obvious. Short hair and masculine clothing = male.]
I will ask some more of the locals, then.
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Good luck. At least there is a couple more of us who will not attack you on sight, now, ne?