Video. Whether you want it to be or not. PSA.

[theverymodel]

[Mordin is sitting at his desk, with a variety of objects including slender fruit. For anyone familiar with reading salarian faces, he looks quite serious.]

Need for contraceptive review has become apparent. Several local options currently available. Significant improvement over previous situation.

[He holds up a packet]

Hormonal regulation now viable. Highly effective but not suited to short term encounters.

[And thus the condom and the fruit come out]

Barrier methods superior for casual contact. Prevent disease in addition to pregnancy. Can review proper application as needed.

Expect all to take reasonable precautions. Also have pamphlets available. Do not wish to hear of rhythm or withdrawal.

Comments

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Less popular mode of administration. Effective in cases of extreme nausea.

[theverymodel]

Preventative measure. Enough difficulties without outbreaks.

[theverymodel]

[Well, that actually managed to surprise Mordin]

Necrophilia brings many risks. Pregnancy not usually included.

[Video]

[erranthero]

[She rolls her eyes. Dat sass Mordin]

And if you're someone like me or my girlfriend who can purge diseases from their body, then wouldn't it be the same?

Re: [Video]

[universalhope]

You're darn right it's a less popular mode of administration! Who wants something stuck up their butt? That sounds awful!

[Video]

[genoshas_general]

Interesting, yes. I'm not sure how valuable, but I need something to focus on. [Besides overthrowing the government because at this point that seems like way more trouble than it's worth.]

[threesovereigns]

Ah, but there is so much more than mere friction, as glorious a sensation as it is! And... neural stimulation? I am afraid I am unclear on this term, but it sounds sadly lacking in passion.

Making love without passion and joy in the act... well, it is rather like eating trail bread, no? All the basic mechanics, but... little pleasure. You should encourage them to find ways to make applying these methods fun. Why, this one gentleman of my acquaintance, using only his--

[Zevran's smile carries the rest of the tail as he fakes having a sense of restraint and tips a small bow to the camera.]

Well, that is perhaps a tale for another time.

[panicandfreeze]

What?! Ew..What?! No wait.

Wait.

Let's get one thing straight mister. I am NOT a necrophiliac. My husband is dead. But not in that gross decaying sort of way. He's a whitelighter, kind of a guardian angel for witches.

But you know, still dead. Not quite sure how he can knock a girl up.....Twice.

Not that I'm complaining.

[video]

[galacticheroine]

Yeah, somehow I'm not convinced. Everyone seems to be kinda freaked out by the subject.

Re: [video]

[theverymodel]

And asking followup questions.

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Knowledge for knowledge's sake also valuable.

[theverymodel]

Intercourse with deceased traditional definition of necrophilia. Fertility fascinating development. Interesting to study.

Mordin SOlus: Making sex as unsexy as possible

[theverymodel]

Salarian reproduction differs. Fewer hormones. But understand other species anatomy. Stimulation of nerve endings creates pleasurable sensation. Certain angles ideal for comfort and enjoyment of both parties.

[theverymodel]

Medical administration usually to avoid vomiting. Non-medical penetration considered pleasurable in some populations.

[Video]

[theverymodel]

[Okay, you've got him there]

Also effective tactic.

[Video]

[erranthero]

Exactly.

Still think we're a safety hazard?

[Weirdo]

[universalhope]

What? Who the heck would like that?!

[Seriously...gosh...]

[panicandfreeze]

.....Okay, you just wait a blasted minute there. I am NOT a necrophiliac. He's an angel. Spirit. .....with a physical body.

...sure he looks like he did before but....

[Piper sighed]

I give up.

[theverymodel]

High nerve concentration. Some find pleasurable. Would have to ask more hormonal species.

[universalhope]

Uh...right...

[He's just gonna...back away from that and turn off the feed. W-E-I-R-D!]

[threesovereigns]

Ah... what is a 'hormone', ser? I grow to understand that the world I am from is perhaps simpler in its understanding of the natural world than many others.

[Zevran sketches a mock-regretful half bow in Mordin's direction.]

But then, one does not need learning from books to understand passion! Which is not to say that I have not found many very interesting books on the subject, if one knows the right merchants to speak to.

And then too there are the mages and their circles, and tose circles' libraries. It is after all the Templars that must be chaste.

[theverymodel]

Sounds fascinating. Would be interesting study.

[Because that's the natural reaction right?]

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

May be safer than most.

[He has to give her that]

[theverymodel]

Chemicals within body driving various physiological process. Sexual arousal in this case. Not present for salarians. Less [sniff] complicated.

[threesovereigns]

Truly?

[Zevran sounds disbelieving at this.]

You truly do not feel... the urge? At all? And your people continue to thrive?