Video. Whether you want it to be or not. PSA.

[theverymodel]

[Mordin is sitting at his desk, with a variety of objects including slender fruit. For anyone familiar with reading salarian faces, he looks quite serious.]

Need for contraceptive review has become apparent. Several local options currently available. Significant improvement over previous situation.

[He holds up a packet]

Hormonal regulation now viable. Highly effective but not suited to short term encounters.

[And thus the condom and the fruit come out]

Barrier methods superior for casual contact. Prevent disease in addition to pregnancy. Can review proper application as needed.

Expect all to take reasonable precautions. Also have pamphlets available. Do not wish to hear of rhythm or withdrawal.

Comments

video. ADDENDUM TO PSA

[femshep]

On the plus side, we're pretty sure it's safe to ingest.

[ Nothing cheers up her morning like Mordin making the masses squirm. ]

[Video]

[erranthero]

Seriously? You thought telling us to wear condoms and take pills was worth a broadcast.

[Mordin you are seriously weird.]

[Video]

[universalhope]

Say...what's a contraceptive, and why does it need reviewing?

[Goku...you are a twit.]

Video

[last_ofthe_jedi]

I'm almost afraid to ask but what prompted this... [he scrunches his nose, trying to think of a proper word] tutorial?

[Video]

[genoshas_general]

[It takes more than that to embarrass the Scarlet Witch!]

[...Actually, no, it doesn't. She just has an intense poker face. And the ability to distance herself from awkward subjects by over-intellectualizing.] I'm curious to know if my control over my powers extends far enough to know if they could have a contraceptive effect of their own. Could we do an experiment?

...

In a laboratory setting, of course. Should I or anyone I know need contraceptives we'll be sticking with the proven methods.

[threesovereigns]

I have made some use of these 'barrier methods', as you name them, since my arrival here. Wonderful! A distinct lack of worrying sores among the waterfront taverns is yet another sign of the beauty of Verdana.

Although, my friend...

[And beware the tone of voice of a Zevran growing conspiratorially friendly.]

I wonder if perhaps you are lacking in your delivery of this pitch somewhat. You have to let the people know that including such things can still make for a pleasurable experience, no?

[power_of_touch]

....

[Why is there an alien or something recreating every awkward sex ed scene in any comedy ever on her screen? Weirdest experience yet.]

If this is at all normal for sex ed, I am so glad I dropped out of school before they ever taught it.

[video]

[galacticheroine]

Was it really necessary to publicly broadcast this, Mordin?

[panicandfreeze]

Has everyone here lost their mind? I know how to use protection! Is it my fault that apparently dead men can knock people up?