Video. Whether you want it to be or not. PSA.

[theverymodel]

[Mordin is sitting at his desk, with a variety of objects including slender fruit. For anyone familiar with reading salarian faces, he looks quite serious.]

Need for contraceptive review has become apparent. Several local options currently available. Significant improvement over previous situation.

[He holds up a packet]

Hormonal regulation now viable. Highly effective but not suited to short term encounters.

[And thus the condom and the fruit come out]

Barrier methods superior for casual contact. Prevent disease in addition to pregnancy. Can review proper application as needed.

Expect all to take reasonable precautions. Also have pamphlets available. Do not wish to hear of rhythm or withdrawal.

Comments

[Video]

[universalhope]

Uncertain about what? And...hormones? Eh-eheheheh...I'm sorry, I don't really understand how hormones can stop that.

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Uncertainty about proper use. So reviewing.

Regulation of female hormonal cycles prevents ovulation.

[Video]

[universalhope]

Uh...you mean like condoms right? How do people not know how to use those?

[He knows about that at least! Thank you Bulma...]

And I don't really understand that. But okay. Are you a doctor or something?

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Condoms barrier method. Effective for contraception and disease prevention. Primarily geneticist but also qualified as physician.

[Video]

[universalhope]

[Geez, use big words why don't you?]

Okay, I get it. So what's the hormone method? Do you have to get hormone shots or something? I don't think Chi-Chi would like that if she was here

[He knows he wouldn't]

And wait, geneticist? Like with DNA and stuff? Wow, that sounds really cool! Do you do all sorts of experiments on rats and stuff?

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Oral administration most common here. Other vectors also possibility.

Occasionally use rats. Varren. Anything ethical.

[Video]

[universalhope]

Like a pill? Well where else would you put a pill...

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Rectal administration generally not used for hormonal regulation. Vaginal more common but not for capsules.

[Video]

[universalhope]

Wait. You put...pills...in your butt?!

[Okay, he got a dictionary out for that one. No lie.]

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Less popular mode of administration. Effective in cases of extreme nausea.

Re: [Video]

[universalhope]

You're darn right it's a less popular mode of administration! Who wants something stuck up their butt? That sounds awful!

[theverymodel]

Medical administration usually to avoid vomiting. Non-medical penetration considered pleasurable in some populations.

[universalhope]

What? Who the heck would like that?!

[Seriously...gosh...]

[theverymodel]

High nerve concentration. Some find pleasurable. Would have to ask more hormonal species.

[universalhope]

Uh...right...

[He's just gonna...back away from that and turn off the feed. W-E-I-R-D!]