Video. Whether you want it to be or not. PSA.

[theverymodel]

[Mordin is sitting at his desk, with a variety of objects including slender fruit. For anyone familiar with reading salarian faces, he looks quite serious.]

Need for contraceptive review has become apparent. Several local options currently available. Significant improvement over previous situation.

[He holds up a packet]

Hormonal regulation now viable. Highly effective but not suited to short term encounters.

[And thus the condom and the fruit come out]

Barrier methods superior for casual contact. Prevent disease in addition to pregnancy. Can review proper application as needed.

Expect all to take reasonable precautions. Also have pamphlets available. Do not wish to hear of rhythm or withdrawal.

Comments

[Video]

[universalhope]

Wait. You put...pills...in your butt?!

[Okay, he got a dictionary out for that one. No lie.]

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Less popular mode of administration. Effective in cases of extreme nausea.

Re: [Video]

[universalhope]

You're darn right it's a less popular mode of administration! Who wants something stuck up their butt? That sounds awful!

[theverymodel]

Medical administration usually to avoid vomiting. Non-medical penetration considered pleasurable in some populations.

[universalhope]

What? Who the heck would like that?!

[Seriously...gosh...]

[theverymodel]

High nerve concentration. Some find pleasurable. Would have to ask more hormonal species.

[universalhope]

Uh...right...

[He's just gonna...back away from that and turn off the feed. W-E-I-R-D!]