Video. Whether you want it to be or not. PSA.

[theverymodel]

[Mordin is sitting at his desk, with a variety of objects including slender fruit. For anyone familiar with reading salarian faces, he looks quite serious.]

Need for contraceptive review has become apparent. Several local options currently available. Significant improvement over previous situation.

[He holds up a packet]

Hormonal regulation now viable. Highly effective but not suited to short term encounters.

[And thus the condom and the fruit come out]

Barrier methods superior for casual contact. Prevent disease in addition to pregnancy. Can review proper application as needed.

Expect all to take reasonable precautions. Also have pamphlets available. Do not wish to hear of rhythm or withdrawal.

Comments

video. ADDENDUM TO PSA

[femshep]

On the plus side, we're pretty sure it's safe to ingest.

[ Nothing cheers up her morning like Mordin making the masses squirm. ]

Video

[theverymodel]

[Mordin is of course untroubled by this information]

Also beneficial information.

[Video]

[erranthero]

Seriously? You thought telling us to wear condoms and take pills was worth a broadcast.

[Mordin you are seriously weird.]

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Simpler than delivering information individually.

[Video]

[erranthero]

...why does it matter at all? Not saying I want kids or anything...but why?

[Video]

[universalhope]

Say...what's a contraceptive, and why does it need reviewing?

[Goku...you are a twit.]

Video

[last_ofthe_jedi]

I'm almost afraid to ask but what prompted this... [he scrunches his nose, trying to think of a proper word] tutorial?

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Items used for prevention of unintended pregnancy. Appears to be some uncertainty.

Re: Video

[theverymodel]

Talk that information could have been useful several weeks ago.

[Video]

[universalhope]

Uncertain about what? And...hormones? Eh-eheheheh...I'm sorry, I don't really understand how hormones can stop that.

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Appears to be some uncertainty.

[Ask your Jedi buddy]

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Uncertainty about proper use. So reviewing.

Regulation of female hormonal cycles prevents ovulation.

Video

[last_ofthe_jedi]

[Uh oh. This is starting to sound like gossip territory but the curiosity is difficult to stifle.]

Talk? What talk? I haven't heard anything. Is somebody in trouble?

[If Luke had a "jedi signal" it would be lighting up the sky right now.]

[Video]

[universalhope]

Uh...you mean like condoms right? How do people not know how to use those?

[He knows about that at least! Thank you Bulma...]

And I don't really understand that. But okay. Are you a doctor or something?

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Condoms barrier method. Effective for contraception and disease prevention. Primarily geneticist but also qualified as physician.

Video

[theverymodel]

In trouble. Archaic human term.

[He gives Luke a puzzled look]

Assumed you knew.

[Video]

[erranthero]

[Frak no she will not be discussing birth control with Skywalker...]

From who? Stars above how hard is it to remember to take a kriffing pill?

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Disclosure would [sniff] inappropriate. But thought general review advisable.

[Video]

[universalhope]

[Geez, use big words why don't you?]

Okay, I get it. So what's the hormone method? Do you have to get hormone shots or something? I don't think Chi-Chi would like that if she was here

[He knows he wouldn't]

And wait, geneticist? Like with DNA and stuff? Wow, that sounds really cool! Do you do all sorts of experiments on rats and stuff?

Video

[last_ofthe_jedi]

[Luke's brows furrow.] I-... what? I don't really keep up with-... Why would you assume that?

Video: Private

[theverymodel]

Involved party.

[Video]

[erranthero]

Right, sure. I'll be sure to just keep sleeping with strangers to a minimum.

But seriously, why? Is there just a sudden rash of pregnant ladies coming out of the ship? Kriff...that'd be a mess wouldn't it?

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Even potentially one sufficient. Precautions should be taken with known parties as well.

Video: Private

[last_ofthe_jedi]

[Luke's eyes dart to the corner of his screen briefly when he notices that the video feed just went private. It takes a second or two for what Mordin said to sink in. When it does the color drains from his face.]

... Kaylee?!

[Video]

[erranthero]

Uh. I'm dating a woman.

[Kerra linefaces hard at that.]

Who the hell are you anyway?