Mordin Solus (
theverymodel) wrote in
outer_divide2013-09-22 11:58 pm
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Video. Whether you want it to be or not. PSA.
[Mordin is sitting at his desk, with a variety of objects including slender fruit. For anyone familiar with reading salarian faces, he looks quite serious.]
Need for contraceptive review has become apparent. Several local options currently available. Significant improvement over previous situation.
[He holds up a packet]
Hormonal regulation now viable. Highly effective but not suited to short term encounters.
[And thus the condom and the fruit come out]
Barrier methods superior for casual contact. Prevent disease in addition to pregnancy. Can review proper application as needed.
Expect all to take reasonable precautions. Also have pamphlets available. Do not wish to hear of rhythm or withdrawal.
Need for contraceptive review has become apparent. Several local options currently available. Significant improvement over previous situation.
[He holds up a packet]
Hormonal regulation now viable. Highly effective but not suited to short term encounters.
[And thus the condom and the fruit come out]
Barrier methods superior for casual contact. Prevent disease in addition to pregnancy. Can review proper application as needed.
Expect all to take reasonable precautions. Also have pamphlets available. Do not wish to hear of rhythm or withdrawal.
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[Ask your Jedi buddy]
[Video]
From who? Stars above how hard is it to remember to take a kriffing pill?
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But seriously, why? Is there just a sudden rash of pregnant ladies coming out of the ship? Kriff...that'd be a mess wouldn't it?
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[Kerra linefaces hard at that.]
Who the hell are you anyway?
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[He considers]
Also protective options for cunnilingus.
[Video]
[Looks almost like the bastard child of an ithorian and a devaronian.]
And why the kriff would I need protection for that?
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[She asked]
And am salarian.
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And where are salarians from?
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Sur'kesh. Planet where safety prioritized. Appropriate neural stimulation still possible through barriers.
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And if you're someone like me or my girlfriend who can purge diseases from their body, then wouldn't it be the same?
[Video]
Also effective tactic.
[Video]
Still think we're a safety hazard?
[Weirdo]
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[He has to give her that]