theverymodel: (SRS BSNS)
Mordin Solus ([personal profile] theverymodel) wrote in [community profile] outer_divide2013-09-22 11:58 pm

Video. Whether you want it to be or not. PSA.

[Mordin is sitting at his desk, with a variety of objects including slender fruit. For anyone familiar with reading salarian faces, he looks quite serious.]

Need for contraceptive review has become apparent. Several local options currently available. Significant improvement over previous situation.

[He holds up a packet]

Hormonal regulation now viable. Highly effective but not suited to short term encounters.

[And thus the condom and the fruit come out]

Barrier methods superior for casual contact. Prevent disease in addition to pregnancy. Can review proper application as needed.

Expect all to take reasonable precautions. Also have pamphlets available. Do not wish to hear of rhythm or withdrawal.
erranthero: (Grim)

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[personal profile] erranthero 2013-09-23 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
...why does it matter at all? Not saying I want kids or anything...but why?
erranthero: (Tired)

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[personal profile] erranthero 2013-09-23 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Frak no she will not be discussing birth control with Skywalker...]

From who? Stars above how hard is it to remember to take a kriffing pill?
erranthero: (Oh dear)

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[personal profile] erranthero 2013-09-23 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Right, sure. I'll be sure to just keep sleeping with strangers to a minimum.

But seriously, why? Is there just a sudden rash of pregnant ladies coming out of the ship? Kriff...that'd be a mess wouldn't it?
erranthero: (Grim)

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[personal profile] erranthero 2013-09-23 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. I'm dating a woman.

[Kerra linefaces hard at that.]

Who the hell are you anyway?
erranthero: (Seriousface)

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[personal profile] erranthero 2013-09-24 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
And what species are you?

[Looks almost like the bastard child of an ithorian and a devaronian.]

And why the kriff would I need protection for that?
erranthero: (Quirky Smile)

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[personal profile] erranthero 2013-09-24 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
For disease? Nah, not likely. And it's less fun.

And where are salarians from?
erranthero: (What the Force?)

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[personal profile] erranthero 2013-09-25 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[She rolls her eyes. Dat sass Mordin]

And if you're someone like me or my girlfriend who can purge diseases from their body, then wouldn't it be the same?
erranthero: (Hey there)

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[personal profile] erranthero 2013-09-26 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly.

Still think we're a safety hazard?

[Weirdo]