Video. Whether you want it to be or not. PSA.

[theverymodel]

[Mordin is sitting at his desk, with a variety of objects including slender fruit. For anyone familiar with reading salarian faces, he looks quite serious.]

Need for contraceptive review has become apparent. Several local options currently available. Significant improvement over previous situation.

[He holds up a packet]

Hormonal regulation now viable. Highly effective but not suited to short term encounters.

[And thus the condom and the fruit come out]

Barrier methods superior for casual contact. Prevent disease in addition to pregnancy. Can review proper application as needed.

Expect all to take reasonable precautions. Also have pamphlets available. Do not wish to hear of rhythm or withdrawal.

Comments

[Video]

[genoshas_general]

[It takes more than that to embarrass the Scarlet Witch!]

[...Actually, no, it doesn't. She just has an intense poker face. And the ability to distance herself from awkward subjects by over-intellectualizing.] I'm curious to know if my control over my powers extends far enough to know if they could have a contraceptive effect of their own. Could we do an experiment?

...

In a laboratory setting, of course. Should I or anyone I know need contraceptives we'll be sticking with the proven methods.

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Laboratory testing must predate field trials considerably. WOuld be interesting field to explore.

[Video]

[genoshas_general]

Interesting, yes. I'm not sure how valuable, but I need something to focus on. [Besides overthrowing the government because at this point that seems like way more trouble than it's worth.]

Re: [Video]

[theverymodel]

Knowledge for knowledge's sake also valuable.