Video. Whether you want it to be or not. PSA.

[theverymodel]

[Mordin is sitting at his desk, with a variety of objects including slender fruit. For anyone familiar with reading salarian faces, he looks quite serious.]

Need for contraceptive review has become apparent. Several local options currently available. Significant improvement over previous situation.

[He holds up a packet]

Hormonal regulation now viable. Highly effective but not suited to short term encounters.

[And thus the condom and the fruit come out]

Barrier methods superior for casual contact. Prevent disease in addition to pregnancy. Can review proper application as needed.

Expect all to take reasonable precautions. Also have pamphlets available. Do not wish to hear of rhythm or withdrawal.

Comments

[power_of_touch]

....

[Why is there an alien or something recreating every awkward sex ed scene in any comedy ever on her screen? Weirdest experience yet.]

If this is at all normal for sex ed, I am so glad I dropped out of school before they ever taught it.

[theverymodel]

Not familiar with human instruction methods. Merely conveying important information.

[power_of_touch]

Is there...any reason for conveying this information? Big outbreak of alien STDs or something?

[And suddenly it occurs that space STDs could very well be a thing. What does she know?]

...please don't answer that with a 'yes', I was only joking.

[theverymodel]

Preventative measure. Enough difficulties without outbreaks.