Angry Pilot Rant #1 | Video

[whoneedslegstofly]

Right so. The first time this happened? It sucked but, you know, there was a reason. But I also didn't wake up in a stasis pod; just ended up on an unfamiliar planet.

So whoever thought this was a fun joke? It's not.

[Someone doesn't sound thrilled. At all. In fact, he sounds a cross between tired and pissed off and looks it too.

He's leaning up against something, his legs not really wanting to work for him at the moment as he tries to get his bearings.]

Someone send Cortez down here to get me. Now.

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[femshep]

[ oh thank god. ]

It's a valid question, in this place. Give it a few hours, you'll figure out why.

[ She may deal with her double but she's sure as hell not ready to introduce Blondie to her pilot. ]

I'm en route. I'll explain the whole mess in person. Just... keep your damn hands to yourself until I get there, understood? I know it's a ship, but trust me, it's not big on playing nice.

[whoneedslegstofly]

...That's real comforting, Commander.

[It's obvious that he's still confused and unsure as he talks to her, unable to help but stare a bit.]

What am I, two? I'm not going to touch anything!

[femshep]

I'll remember you said that when you've got your hands all over the interface.

[ She knows you, Joker. Or rather, she knows how you feel about interstellar vessels. ]

[whoneedslegstofly]

Not going to happen, Commander. With my luck, EDI would find out and she'd be--

[And then it hits him and he stops, looking out of it for a second before he scoffs.]

I'm not going to do anything.

[femshep]

[ ...Shepard caught that.

What happened to EDI? ]

Guess I'll take your word on that.

[ She'll give him this one, as a neutral middle ground between warning him re: the ship and asking about EDI. ]

[whoneedslegstofly]

My word's worth quite a bit, thank you very much.

[God he really doesn't want to have that conversation.]