theverymodel: (SRS BSNS)
Mordin Solus ([personal profile] theverymodel) wrote in [community profile] outer_divide2013-09-22 11:58 pm

Video. Whether you want it to be or not. PSA.

[Mordin is sitting at his desk, with a variety of objects including slender fruit. For anyone familiar with reading salarian faces, he looks quite serious.]

Need for contraceptive review has become apparent. Several local options currently available. Significant improvement over previous situation.

[He holds up a packet]

Hormonal regulation now viable. Highly effective but not suited to short term encounters.

[And thus the condom and the fruit come out]

Barrier methods superior for casual contact. Prevent disease in addition to pregnancy. Can review proper application as needed.

Expect all to take reasonable precautions. Also have pamphlets available. Do not wish to hear of rhythm or withdrawal.
last_ofthe_jedi: (esb: o shit son)

Video: Private

[personal profile] last_ofthe_jedi 2013-09-23 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Luke's eyes dart to the corner of his screen briefly when he notices that the video feed just went private. It takes a second or two for what Mordin said to sink in. When it does the color drains from his face.]

... Kaylee?!
last_ofthe_jedi: (i don't believe it)

Video: Private

[personal profile] last_ofthe_jedi 2013-09-23 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[A number of emotions seem to pass over Luke's face before he finally settles for disbelief.]

No, there's no way. We're careful and she would have told me first. Who did you hear this from?
last_ofthe_jedi: (srsly?)

Video: Private

[personal profile] last_ofthe_jedi 2013-09-24 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Numerous sources? Who the-... Failure rates? Annoyance... rising.] Well of course it's possible but she still would have told me!

[... right?]

Anyway, thanks but the advice isn't necessary. I have to--... [go find Kaylee to make sure she really isn't accidentally knocked up and hiding things from him] ...go do some work.
last_ofthe_jedi: (esb: just great)

Video: Private

[personal profile] last_ofthe_jedi 2013-09-24 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Right. I'll consider it. [Luke's quick, dismissive tone might suggest that he intends to do nothing of the sort and that he's simply agreeing to get the conversation over with. However, he's briefly forgetting that this is Mordin he's speaking to. Before he can remember that fact he ends the transmission.]