[Video: Thursday, Week 48] The most frightening of things

[bruiserprincess]

[There are few things more dangerous than a bored twelve year old. Unfortunately, that's what Verdana has right now.]

Okay, this is getting bad. So I'm just gonna ask.

Does anyone have a lot of heavy stuff they need moved around? I am seriously that bored.

Or bad guys to beat up. If you need bad guys beaten up Princess Powerful is all over that! Bad guys would be way better.

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[Video]

[loveshishammer]

[Let's introduce Molly to one of the Avengers, shall we? Thor pops up on the screen, looking amiable and oblivious and a little bit charmed. She sounds like him, as a child. (Or even him sometimes, now.)]

There are very few "bad guys" here that require beatings, I fear. The worst we have are bandits, and they are well outside of the city.

There are probably a number of heavy things that require moving, however. I tend to seek those out, myself.

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[bruiserprincess]

[There's a noticeable shift in Molly's demeanor as soon as she recognizes Thor. From bored to... decidedly unhappy]

You sure you aren't just really bad at paying attention to bad guys who aren't in New York?

[Video]

[loveshishammer]

[Thor looks puzzled. That is not the kind of reception he'd been expecting.]

Nay... I have only been to New York once, though the enemies there were fairly obvious, at the time.

Re: [Video]

[bruiserprincess]

Uh, last time I checked New York was kinda what the Avengers did.

[It sure wasn't LA]

[text] since Arthur hasnt figured out the video part yet

[royal_turniphead]

Princess Powerful? What ever could you be talking about?

Did you hit your head?

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[bruiserprincess]

Superheroes need awesome codenames.

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[royal_turniphead]

Well since I seem to be catching up on a couple thousand years of history, you're going to have to fill me in as to what a 'superhero' is.

[Video]

[girlinasquirrelsuit]

Princess Powerful? Hmm, I like it.

[Oh, hey, it's the lady from the Flop, wearing a slightly goofy mask.]

You beat up a lot of bad guys, squirt? I had at least ten years on you when I got into the gig, you know.

[Video]

[bruiserprincess]

It's a way better name than stupid Bruiser.

[And no one here can insist on it]

Someone has to deal with all the bad guys in LA. The Avengers sure don't bother.

[girlinasquirrelsuit]

Bruiser don't sound so bad to me, but then, I'm used to my agents and those boys love their goofy nicknames.

[fromthevalley]

Princess Powerful of what realm?

[ You need adult supervision, Molly. ]

Why do you not attend school?

[bruiserprincess]

LA, but it's a superhero name.

[She doesn't think she's an actual princess or anything]

I haven't gone to an actual school in ages. Everyone here seems okay with it.

[fromthevalley]

I don't think I understand what you are saying at all.

[ She is apologetic about that. ]

If you don't mind me saying so, this is the second time that I've heard you say that you were bored.

[ And Helga believes Molly has probably said it more than just twice. ]

If you are not going to go to school, perhaps you take up an apprenticeship somewhere.

[Audio]

[outer_npcs]

[...What is even with you kids?]

Please try to refrain from assaulting anyone within the city limits. The sheriff's office is overworked as it is without having to arrest overzealous royalty.

[Audio]

[bruiserprincess]

What if they start it?

[Audio]

[outer_npcs]

Self-defense is acceptable, of course.

[There's a brief pause before he adds, a little wryly,]

You will, however, be held accountable for grievous bodily harm or wanton property damage.

[Some of you people can shoot lightning from your eyeballs, okay, it has to be said.]

Video

[last_ofthe_jedi]

Look, you'd better leave the bad guys to law enforcement. I wouldn't want you to get into trouble.

[Luke makes sure to hold his comm device far enough away that his uniform is clearly visible.]

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[bruiserprincess]

[A year ago, that would have made perfect sense. Before she found out her parents were evil. Before it turned out practically the entire LAPD was in the Pride's pocket.]

Waiting around for someone else to fix things doesn't go so well.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

[Oh man, if anyone else understands evil parents...]

Maybe not in some circumstances, but taking such a responsibility into your own hands won't go well, either. There's an established order of law in this town and the sheriff won't be very happy if you start going around as a vigilante.

Trust me, we've already got everything under control. If you see any bad guys just let me know, okay?

[video]

[girlworthfighting]

[Oh sweet ancestor spirits. Is she going to have to add you to Loki and Todd on her list of younger reckless people that need looking after? When did Mulan turn into a babysitter?]

There are not so many law-breakers in need of defeat within the city's limits. Most of them are to be found outside her walls. And you really should not be going there alone, I don't think.

Re: [video]

[bruiserprincess]

I'm pretty good at looking after myself.

[video]

[girlworthfighting]

I'm sure you are...but you can never be too careful. Can you?

[genoshas_general]

I can't offer you 'bad guys,' but we're building a base if you need something to do.

[bruiserprincess]

[Molly is not terribly good at hiding excitement]

A base? That's so cool!

[genoshas_general]

Yes. [Wanda's happy, if a little surprised, by the enthusiasm.] Right now it's mostly just hollowing out a space. But we'll have somewhere to do... whatever we need to.